A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else

Parody account, in favor of an Austin where all welcome; more homes; less parking; etc.
If you block us you’re racist.

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

nuh-uh #sxsw2025

[M1EK D (@mdahmus at all the other places) @mdahmus]

Welcome to all urbanists visiting for #sxsw2025 ! Please remember that AURA is a garbage organization led and supported by many of Austin's worst dipshits and assholes! Enjoy your time here!

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

nuh-uh

[M1EK D (@mdahmus at all the other places) @mdahmus]

Welcome to all urbanists visiting for #sxsw2025 ! Please remember that AURA is a garbage organization led and supported by many of Austin's worst dipshits and assholes! Enjoy your time here!

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

update my mom says no keffiyehs sorry

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

Sorry we haven’t posted in a while. We’ve been working on our DEI initiatives; making sure to center land acknowledgements in our zoning arguments; you know - the typical moderate stuff.

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

And finally if any oppressed pro-Palestine protestors need a safe space, I’ve got an extra air mattress next to mine here in the basement YEAH MOM I ALREADY SAID I WANT HOT POCKETS

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

what’s wrong with having two boards anyways? Should we have three?

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

@ParkerCWelch @ostalugo @juliogatx AURA stands ready to call people who want safe and clean streets “ghouls” as loudly and as frequently as it takes to win this battle!

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

We had our former president Susan check the academic literature on whiteness and have come to the conclusion that Kamala only lost because she didn’t say single family zoning was racist very much.

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

How dare you liken us to sportsball

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Just insane aura

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

@FAFOFarmsTX https://t.co/N7D9wNvz66

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

In important breaking city council news, Mackenzie Kelly is unfairly attacking our D6 endorsee for a tiny little paperwork snafu. This is the only news about our council endorsees today; no need to look any further.

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

In important breaking city council news, Mackenzie Kelly is unfairly attacking our D6 endorsee for a tiny little paperwork snafu. This is the only news about our council endorsees today; no need to look any further.

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

We neither confirm nor deny support of the sentiment expressed in the post screenshotted here from one of our former longstanding board members.

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

Let’s go!!!!!

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

🤔🤔🤔

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

We may have made Nina Hernandez mad again which causes us great distress.

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

https://t.co/Y91DFxfseT https://t.co/LiPYEeOCaH

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

our friends in rethink35 are doing banger work in instagram reels from young and modern thinkers like Barbara Epstein. I feel we should go talk to her and learn what else she talks about besides highways. Wish us luck!

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

oh and, uh, Palestine.

[A (Parody) AURA for Everyone Else @AURAEAtx]

We believe in intersectionality. Everything is connected to the progressive nexus, which is: calling normies ghouls for not wanting vagrants to harass their kids in the park.