Being the oldest is so annoying. I use to get grounded from reading & apparently my lil sister tried to sneak out, stole the car, wrecked in the drive way, put it back like nothin happened and literally did not even get grounded 😭 my parents are just old and over it lmao
Literally until the past year when I quit bartending. “Hi I’m Austyn —“ gets interrupted by some 47 year old bald white dude “AUSTIN. LIKE AUSTIN TEXAS? Didn’t your mom know that’s a boys name” *chuckles and rubs their fat stomach* Me:
I’m just here to say I was a girl with a boys name before it was cool and everyone made fun of me my entire life. Thanx for changing this my fellow millennials 🤘🏽😂