AU Beards

The Beard Championship Series National Champion of Beard Appreciation Accounts.

[AU Beards @AU_Beards]

Even Hurricane Matthew is repelled by Florida Georgia Line.

[AU Beards @AU_Beards]

@KegsnEggs You write your name in the dirt first and then erase it. Do this over and over with any words you want.

[will @whduncan]

Is Yahoo doing mad libs now

[BH @6pintsofkramer]

This is the same feeling I get when I see the bagel bites at the end of the frozen food aisle.

[Cʜɪᴢᴀᴅ ⚜️🥃 @AUChizad]

I am your humble servant.
https://t.co/l8z1F7YHbA

[Patrick Brickman @PatrickBrickman]

Just listen to @3strikes_AU talk about Brian Shoop, who announced his retirement yesterday. He tells the story of how Shoop paid for him get his Master's degree, so he could become a coach.

- 39 years coaching
- 1,061 wins
- 2001 NAIA National Champion
- Countless lives impacted

[Auburn Plainsman Sports @plainsmansports]

#Auburn fullback Spencer Nigh lands with Steelers in undrafted free agency https://t.co/geKL0cgKqk

[AU Beards @AU_Beards]

If we don't have fans at football games this fall, why don't we take this opportunity to fix the UA/UGA game schedules? Play a game twice at one place and break up the both home or both away schedule.

[AU Beards @AU_Beards]

What kind of flex is it when your shirt matches your couch?

[Arizona Cardinals @AZCardinals]

War Room 2.0

[AU Beards @AU_Beards]

Carolina was worried about losing Auburn fans with Cam's departure. Derrick Brown is going to sack Tom Brady by throwing Gronk at him.

[AU Beards @AU_Beards]

@AyeyoKEJO Kerryon you win both of these easy. By the time the other guy finishes the 40 you give the person a personal unsecured loan out of your account. If they default who cares you already have won that dumb dudes salary.

[AU Beards @AU_Beards]

I'm ready to see this picture photoshopped with JT Thor dunking on people

[AU Beards @AU_Beards]

@murphtl

[AU Beards @AU_Beards]

@byNathanKing Cake machine is intriguing....but if it's at a Chili's I'm out.

[AU Beards @AU_Beards]

@byNathanKing Go with the vanilla root beer it's better than Chili's lavacake by far.

[AU Beards @AU_Beards]

@byNathanKing I've had it but if you go to Chili's for cake you might as well go to Zaxbys because they have a coke machine that does different flavors.