Allen J. Uffinger

My sarcastic humor and quick wit!

[Allen J. Uffinger @AUffbear]

@Jamesjonesik8 No way 21 guys banged her or any dude was sick enough for more than once

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@NEWSMAX Is that Mrs Schumer?

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@adamcarolla Adam you are a breath of sarcastic bastard air God Bless You Brother! ✌️🇺🇸

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@MAGAVoice ❤️🙏

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@brithume Sorry for your loss sir

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@GeneralMCNews Best look to the Trans community on this one

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@brithume Cat Fart?

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@GeneralMCNews Well shit I thought you said Fries

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@billmaher @RealTimers Thanks for going Bill and making an effort wish more Liberals like you! ✌️

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@TuckerCNews Adam is lower than a snake and colder

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@KashPatelX Yes

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@TuckerCNews YES

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@JDVanceNewsX Yes

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@BretBaier Does it come with Crayons Bret?

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@BretBaier You can’t please everyone Bret but in my opinion you are the best journalist on Fox and the News period! There are journalist like Hannity and Ingram that are far right but your coverage is even keeled. Hard to find that at CNN and impossible at MSNBC.

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@BretBaier Sorry to hear 🙏🏻 Hope your son is doing well Bret 🙏🏻✌️💕

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@BretBaier @AmyBaier1 @ChildrensNatl We watch you every night and think of you as the most honest newsman since the 70’s at best! We will pray for your sons full recovery 🙏🏻we have two grown sons and two grandsons I know your heart!

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@BretBaier Bring your butt back home safe and sound! Your only one of a few true journalist left in this country! ✌️🙏🏻

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@DogeDillionaire @elonmusk Only 98 here 😂

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@elonmusk If you can help me out brother, with a few body parts, I will be 98! If that bus misses me! ✌️😜🎶