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purchase space here for a box of cereal or a good joke / 𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗘𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗖𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧.

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the name is avery and the game is pov: you got set up on a blind date with me and we’re grabbing brunch. quote this with what you order and I’ll give you an assumption I’d make about you.

and lms for a dm #miamiintro

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@abbysvnns AND I RISE! my sleeping schedule is built different in that it simply does not exist

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@tatesnokia my ego cannot take it, it is huge. currently trying to decide whether or not everyone who likes one of my tweets owes me a kiss, i'm going to start charging

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there is such a sick sense of pride and validation i feel when one of my tweets gets quoted and KHJZSDFJL, my ego goes

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@charlikesfrogs you are so sick for this, the whole nice girl thing is just a persona huh, when it comes down to it you're GOING TO LET ME BE ATE FOR SCIENCE.

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@abbysvnns abby i have had zero thoughts from what i have discovered. no thought generation here.

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@charlikesfrogs YOU ARE ASKING ME TO D WORD VIA ALLIGATOR SO YOU CAN RIDE AN ALLIGATOR? EXCUSE YOU?

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@charlikesfrogs nice try but he doesn't need fixing

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@goblintommy i have given up on dms right now, i am currently for the timeline

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@charlikesfrogs charlie i got some bad news for you bestie

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@itstevieeeeeee imagine having to live in my mind and having ur thoughts sound like tHIS.

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@charlikesfrogs @jenna5237659 SAY YOU'RE LYING. SAY YOU'RE LYING AND YOU DON'T THINK THAT I THINK A PUNANI LOOKS LIKE A GIRAFFE.

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@charlikesfrogs @jenna5237659 i really wish you hadn't used that emoji i only see it as the punani emoji

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@charlikesfrogs see now this is SO interesting because you're MEANT to stay on the side of an ostrich but not the side of an alligator

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question threads are so so cute but my fear of intimacy and feminine urge to be ~ mysterious ~ and desire to have zero information about me in the public arena kicks in so quick

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@charlikesfrogs @jenna5237659 can karen fight? yes or no. i have the skillset.

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@NADlAAAAAA mmmm in these cold times i just want to stuff some chai down my throat

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@charlikesfrogs @jenna5237659 hot tip to both of you, not just the neck, alternate between the neck AND the breast.

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@juliensosexi i have a sentimental attachment to all of the stickers on mine, it is sickening. i am too hot for this.

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i literally can never change this icon with all of these stickers on it. it's just not possible.

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@charlikesfrogs i can neither confirm nor deny any of these facts, all questions should be redirected to @RONNlESLAWN at these times

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@jenna5237659 it just really makes you think, y'know?