Paul Marlborough

║ Reformed Individual║ Founder of @AVAC_NFT║AI ║Mentor and Friend ║(PM is an Alias) ║#FromRegretToReset

[Crewkerne Man @CrewkerneMan]

The Conservatives should absolutely contest Makerfield.

We have the most popular leader, the best programme for government, and thousands of voters there who deserve proper representation, not to be used as Andy Burnham’s political springboard.

[Paul Marlborough @AVACPaul]

@AVAC_NFT Happy anniversary everyone!

[AVAC @AVAC_NFT]

This month we’re celebrating 4 years of AVAC, stop by our discord and say hello if you’re in town and you hold an AVAC NFT.

AVAC remains the oldest surviving titanic themed ape NFT Project, but we’re a strong and weathered seafaring community ready to welcome new holders. 🌊

[AVAC @AVAC_NFT]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

To all our Holders, everywhere—past, present and future, we hope you have a wonderful Christmas! 🎄

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Doctors on strike. Elections delayed. Chaos for Christmas.

Britain’s officially entered Crisis — and here’s Keir & the gang dropping their latest single.

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Kemi Badenoch appeared on Iain Dale’s LBC show and was asked whether she would welcome Bonnie Blue into the Conservative Party or not.

What followed was the greatest showdown ever….

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

🚨GET IT TO NUMBER 1🚨

‼️ Send a message to No. 10 & help victims of Grooming Gangs!

🎄 Buy the song for 79p:

- ITunes: https://t.co/0hpAcNLOTd

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🎗️All proceeds will be given to causes that help survivors

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Today in Parliament: PMQs

@KemiBadenoch just launched Rachel Reeves back to La La Land while Keir blamed the last gov for absolutely everything.

Another full broadside from the Tory leader; Starmer left quivering, gormless, and flanked by his joke-shop cabinet.

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

‘Look, I’m a Labour Chancellor’ is now the gold-standard political admission of guilt.

It’s the new ‘Yeah, you caught me.’

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Rachel Reeves warned of a “black hole” in the finances.

The OBR said the opposite.

So we brought a real Black Hole to confront her. Chaos, bars, and an entire country disappearing.

Easily the most accurate take on the scandal.

It’s “Black Hole Baby”

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Keir Starmer between the defeats.

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Kemi Reacts:

Live this morning on GMB, Kemi Badenoch confirmed that she had indeed seen the Crewkerne Gazette’s video.

Kemi said that she found the video funny 😁

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

This Budget spells it out.

If you’re an ordinary Brit who works hard and plays by the rules, Labour now sees you as a walking cash machine – hiking the tax burden to the highest level in our history.

And now… here’s Rachel Reeves with her new hit single: “PAY TAX.”

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

LIVE COVERAGE:

Rachel Reeves departs Downing Street to deliver the 2025 Budget to Parliament — a fiscal event already christened “The Clown Budget” by Britain’s trendiest political sages.

(Satire)

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Tomorrow Rachel Reeves will deliver her Baggy Budget — named after how loose the numbers are, and how far your money will fall out of your pockets.

Rachel doesn’t like this song.

You might though 😆

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Labour Wars: Return of the Budget

Rachel Reeves does her best Vader, but watch out for the Keirwok!

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

It’s Donald Trump vs. Keir Starmer in “D.J.T.” —

The Don takes on The Flopper in a full-blown, old-school West Coast showdown on the streets of L.A.

An epic rap beatdown you won’t forget.

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Let’s do it, let’s actually do it 😆

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Not that anyone else actually watched it, but we couldn’t help noticing the mysterious little box tucked under Shabana Mahmood’s feet on today’s Political Thinking with @bbcnickrobinson

What’s in the box, what could it be?

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Keir Starmer has literally just turned up at the G20, tripped, and fallen head-first into Rachel Reeves’ infinite Black Hole.