𝓓IBS .

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐍 .ᐟ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ARE 𝓨OU A GHOST ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝐘͟𝐄͟T.ᐣ

[ᅠᅠᅠ𝒎onster. @lovedclaws]

i don't know what i'm supposed to do, haunted by the ghost of you.

[𝓓IBS . @AVARICEINLAW]

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY NAME ? ?

[𝓑LARION 𝓜ERCURIAL, 𝓓REAMFINDER . @bIuecanary]

apparently only THIS TIME .

( TAKING HIS CARD to have a CLOSER LOOK . )

. . . WHO NAMES THEIR SON DIBS ? ? ? ? ?

[𝓓IBS . @AVARICEINLAW]

I HOPE NOT.

[𝓓IBS . @AVARICEINLAW]

For the love of ---
I just gave you my business card .ᐟ
my name's quite literally written on it .

PAUL . . PLUTZKER . . DIBS .

why would I LIE ABOUT MY NAME .

(closing his eyes. this is giving him a MIGRAINE.)

do you do this to everyone you meet .ᐣ.ᐣ

[𝓑LARION 𝓜ERCURIAL, 𝓓REAMFINDER . @bIuecanary]

OF ALL . THE NAMES .

( givehimasecond — )

I'M SORRY .
PAUL ? ? ? ? ? ?

you're serious .
that's not -
that is NOT your name .

[𝓓IBS . @AVARICEINLAW]

(WASN'T CARRIGAN ENOUGH??? TURNS OUT NOT!)

[𝓓IBS . @AVARICEINLAW]

YES.ᐟ YOU .ᐟ I DON'T KNOW .. YOU DRESS LIKE SOME VICTORIAN GHOST WOULD.

AND, PAUL . MY NAME ---- IS PAUL .

(FINALLY HANDING HIM THE DAMN BUSINESS CARD . )

Paul Plutzker , or Dibs-OH IT DOESN'T MATTER.
i'm a lawyer . LAWYER .ᐟ

oh, whydoItalktopeoplewithatemper....

[𝓑LARION 𝓜ERCURIAL, 𝓓REAMFINDER . @bIuecanary]

ME ? ? ? ? ?

Oh goodie . I'd like to see WHAT your name is. Not that I haven't HEARD of it before . . . . .

( ohhhh hes too mad )

[ᅠᅠᅠ𝒎onster. @lovedclaws]

i am so tired of that old suffering. i want life to go forward.

[𝓓IBS . @AVARICEINLAW]

I'd recall seeing people dressed up in clothing from other centuries, TRUST ME .

My name is Pa--
(clothing from other centuries. wait. WAITTT.)

oh.god.
are YOU a ghost .ᐣ AREYOU .ᐣ .ᐣ .ᐣ .ᐣ

[𝓓IBS . @AVARICEINLAW]

Now IM confused .ᐟ
doctor .ᐣ get back at you .ᐣ sir , I have never seen
you -- or your dragon lizard thing before .ᐟ

(fIDDLING WITH HIS POCKETS. PULLING
OUT HIS BUSINESS CARD. IT FALLS TO THE GROUND. FUCK.)

give me a-- moment. shitshitshit...

[𝓑LARION 𝓜ERCURIAL, 𝓓REAMFINDER . @bIuecanary]

Listen here and listen well , doctor .

if this is some sort of silly joke to -
oh I DON'T KNOW .
to get back at me ?
then i don't think it's very funny . 💢

[𝓓IBS . @AVARICEINLAW]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PAST FEW WEEKS .ᐣ .ᐟ

either all the stress lately has got me sleepwalking and talking to people -- or I'm finally going insane. I don't recall any past few weeks .ᐟ OR YOU .ᐟ I WOULD .ᐟ

(PICKING UP HIS BUSINESS CARD..)

[𝚂𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙵𝙵 𝚂𝚆𝙰𝙽 * @SheriffSaves]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⁎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.
⠀⠀⠀⠀ •

❝ 𝙸'𝙼 𝙽𝙾 𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙾𝚁 .
✨ 𝙄'𝙈 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙄𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙆 . ❞ ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀• ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ˣ⠀ ｡⠀⠀⠀◦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

#ouatrp

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄 @DANCEDlNLIFE]

ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ 𝐅𝐈𝐘𝐄𝐑𝐎 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐀𝐑
ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀

[𝓓IBS . @AVARICEINLAW]

but last I checked , I am not a ghost , was NOT a ghost , and don't plan on being one anytime soon .

do you KNOW --- no , do you UNDERSTAND -- how .. HORRIBLE it is to deal with ghosts .ᐟ.ᐣ

NEVER . AGAIN .

[𝓓IBS . @AVARICEINLAW]

phew. no friend of Carrigan .. that's . that's good .

( ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT GHOSTS ? )

I was NEVER A GHOST .ᐟ
I would never wish that upon anyone -- .
I've SEEN ghosts , more than I would've liked ,
really , hopefully NEVER again .

[𝓑LARION 𝓜ERCURIAL, 𝓓REAMFINDER . @bIuecanary]

carrigan ? ? ?

( what . is he talking about ? )

oh no , no , i don't recall
knowing any carrigans .
let alone being a friend of them . . .

i don't know , it's just —
when did you stop BEING a ghost ? ? ?

[𝓓IBS . @AVARICEINLAW]

when did I 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 .ᐣ .ᐣ

I can't work with this , you know .
I can't read minds , I have no idea what
you're talking about . .

have we... met before .ᐣ no-- idon't think so .... oh .ᐟ ohgod. are you a friend of
...
Carrigan's... .ᐣ

[𝓓IBS . @AVARICEINLAW]

. . Let's not talk about ghosts , can we .ᐣ
let's not even bring them up , in fact .ᐟ
whoknowswhatmightbelistening. ohdear.

( now what the HELL IS GOING ON . )

are you -- quite finished .ᐣ .ᐣ

[𝓑LARION 𝓜ERCURIAL, 𝓓REAMFINDER . @bIuecanary]

what the HELL

[𝓓IBS . @AVARICEINLAW]

well.. how is one supposed to know .ᐣ .ᐟ
people don't just -- KNOW about these things .ᐟ
I miiight be a lawyer but my knowledge has its restrictions , too .ᐟ

first ghosts , now dragons. . . oh , I feel like
I'm losing MY MIND .

[𝓑LARION 𝓜ERCURIAL, 𝓓REAMFINDER . @bIuecanary]

you should know that ! 😁

[𝓓IBS . @AVARICEINLAW]

With all due respect , IS THAT A DRAGON .

[𝓑LARION 𝓜ERCURIAL, 𝓓REAMFINDER . @bIuecanary]

now you have

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

you didn't have to be so cruel in the first place.