Bowler

Decaying in the ruins of Empire.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[Bowler @AVFCbowler]

Zendaya voice over: In the 80s, people used dexy’s to party, now we take them to remain in the workforce.

[Bowler @AVFCbowler]

Just had a wee in the goat urinal. Zoom in on the bottom words.

[Bowler @AVFCbowler]

Listened to Kasabian’s debut album for the first time in a few years… it’s aged fairly well and didn’t deserve the most naughties review ever.

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

No Arsenal hater will pass without liking this tweet😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/pAvrroWX5s

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

https://t.co/rhEhGFHxjh Absolutely poetic end to the season...

[Bowler @AVFCbowler]

Might start a Football manager save where you have to fly your team out safely to every European match on Microsoft flight simulator.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

looking for jobs is awesome man should I apply on bebee or jooble

[Ben Priest @BenPriest18]

That half time period of the Buendia song was unreal by the way

[Ciaran @CiaranBloo]

Namedropping Elmohamady ffs we have about 5 years to overthrow the monarchy before this fellas calling John Carew a Barclaysman in his Christmas speech and getting Assad level approval ratings

[Charlie @12cw04]

Immortality

[Bowler @AVFCbowler]

This is great, I’ve felt this. At 32, my first Villa game was 1998 so extend the age bracket a little more plz 😂

[Reece 🦁 @Reece_AV]

What makes this trophy even sweeter is those of us 30 and under get to dine at the same table as those who have seen the glory. This is a shared moment, passing through generations, made possible by Unai Emery. Still not over it #AVFC

[Bowler @AVFCbowler]

@JimmyTheBrummie Hope you’re ok and have bounced back from these thoughts. Reach out to Villa family.

Holding on for Villa to win something has been a big reason for sticking round with many of us. We’ve done it but whatever you’re going through can be overcome even if it feels like hell.

[Bowler @AVFCbowler]

Finally back in the UK. Not before Ryan Air made me think I was joining HEITS.

The worst landing I’ve ever experienced, skid marks on the runway and skid marks probably in my boxers. UTV.

[Bowler @AVFCbowler]

Woke up midday with a 2 day hangover. Flight at 1:45pm. 35km from the airport, not fully packed. Not checked in online. GOAT speed run of Istanbul airport, I had 15 minutes.

Now enjoying a pint in Bulgaria.

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

THESE MOMENTS WITH YOU, VILLANS 😍

[BP @BallProgression]

I am creasinggggg 😂😂😂😂

[Emma @WhatTheForkAVFC]

The sound sync might be off for a bit.. but drunk Morgan Rogers, Tyrone Mings and Ollie “no goals thanks to meeee” Watkins will stay with me forever.

Aston Villa, what a squad. 🏆💜💙

[Bowler @AVFCbowler]

@3PMSaturday The only man capable of pulling off this shirt.