Average Gardenhosers

Draft advise : Never draft Chet Steadman in the first round

[The CCSFL @TheCCSFL]

20th #CCSFLDraft Order

1. Golden Age
2. Fish
3. Black Sheep
4. SSL
5. Mannequins
6. Boo-Birds
7. @EskPole
8. South Bend
9. Swashbucklers
10. @GCKYJ
11. @AVGGardenhosers
12. La Quinta

[Average Gardenhosers @AVGGardenhosers]

@thecadeaus
Your son still sucks donkey nuts #michigan #Duke #CollegeBasketball

[RG @RobGunst]

A good friend of mine saw Scottie at Summit Coffee this morning in SouthPark. Scottie was with his family and was being conversational with other coffee drinkers. Scottie told him quietly that today is “in the bag.”

[The CCSFL @TheCCSFL]

#CCSFL Playoff Seeding Possibilities:

1. Shenandoah / Bush League
2. Bush League / Shenandoah
3. @EskPole
4. @GCKYJ / Tijuana / @AVGGardenhosers
5. @AVGGardenhosers / @GCKYJ / Tijuana
6. Tijuana / @AVGGardenhosers / @GCKYJ

[Average Gardenhosers @AVGGardenhosers]

@TheCCSFL

[Average Gardenhosers @AVGGardenhosers]

@CraigWeekend let’s goooooooooo

[ʙʟᴀɴᴅᴇ @JustBlande]

Cam Newton's first NFL possession with the Carolina Panthers at home

[Average Gardenhosers @AVGGardenhosers]

Anyone in Charlotte that attends this game should be ashamed of themselves. This is not a soccer town.

[Ashley Mahoney @m_a_h_o_n_e_y]

🏟️ 66,101 fans at Bank of America Stadium for Charlotte FC vs. Inter Miami.

📝 It’s Charlotte’s second highest attended match this season behind the opener vs. New England (69,345).

[Average Gardenhosers @AVGGardenhosers]

No one cares expect fat fuck Tepper

[Charlotte FC @CharlotteFC]

THAT'S A WIN!!!!!!! #ForTheCrown

[Average Gardenhosers @AVGGardenhosers]

Who gives a tiny rats fucking ass

[Ashley Mahoney @m_a_h_o_n_e_y]

⚽️ Hey, Charlotte. You’re going to the playoffs.

📝 Charlotte FC is the first Charlotte team to head to the playoffs since 2017.

[Average Gardenhosers @AVGGardenhosers]

Ass railed during #PrideMonth 😍

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

FINAL: #SFGiants 0, Padres 10.

[Average Gardenhosers @AVGGardenhosers]

@EskPole

[The CCSFL @TheCCSFL]

#CCSFL Standings at the halfway point of the 2023 regular season.

⚾️Tallywackers lead all teams with an 86% chance to make the playoffs according to ESPN
⚾️@EskPole has a 81% chance
⚾️@AVGGardenhosers has a 82% chance
⚾️Taylor-Made has a 1% chance

[Average Gardenhosers @AVGGardenhosers]

Redemption Year start tonight. Slambones is a stupid name.

[The CCSFL @TheCCSFL]

17th #CCSFLDraft Order

1. Shenandoah
2. South Charlit
3. Bush League
4. @AVGGardenhosers
5. Taylor-Made
6. Seed Hitters
7. Tallahassee
8. @GCKYJ
9. Black Sheep
10. La Quinta
11. Sheboygan
12. @EskPole

[Average Gardenhosers @AVGGardenhosers]

You know what name is super dumb? Slambones

[The CCSFL @TheCCSFL]

A crazy final #CCSFLSunday of Week 22 resulted in @AVGGardenhosers losing to La Quinta but also receiving the help they needed from GTBTP who deployed Sandy Alcantara for 9 shutout innings against Black Sheep. GTBTP erased an 82-point Sunday deficit to eliminate Black Sheep.

[Average Gardenhosers @AVGGardenhosers]

@GCKYJ

[The CCSFL @TheCCSFL]

BREAKING: The @AVGGardenhosers are going to The #CCSFL Playoffs for the first time in team history. 🍾

[Average Gardenhosers @AVGGardenhosers]

@TheCCSFL @GCKYJ

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I will keep supporting Dogecoin

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

DOWN GOES BIDEN https://t.co/yxHhRWOJyC