Asheville Unicorn

I'm 'more-ish.'
They always want more.

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

My illness is chronic, but my tits are iconic.

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

I'd buy the #FuckChildhoodTrauma tee from @frightrags
for realsies!
@SetDarcyFree @kinky_horror @therealjoebob @Shudder

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

@sophiegreenart Her-MEOW-ne GREEN-ger 😹

[Shudder @Shudder]

From supernatural frights to killer clowns — here’s what’s creeping onto Shudder this August.

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

The greatest compliment a gal can ever receive, is from a little girl 💕🤌🏽

A child complimented my shorts at @Aldi today, in 90 degree weather.
I'm on a cloud 🩵

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

@PostsOfCats Gingerfoot, Sockington,Toesgalore, Gingietoes, Gingiebeans....

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

@catshealdeprsn Vegan Hot Dog aka *Comfort Weenie* 😹💀
... please tell me she's part Dachshund 😹
*✨*Precious Baby Angel*✨*

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

-Thank you for choosing Last Drive-In for your excursions beyond the known, and unknown.
#partyondudes
#pleasestandby
🖤💀🩸💖💋🪄✨🗡️💜🤌🏽

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

All aboard for a trip in the TARDIS/DeLorean/Phone booth to...
@kinky_horror's #69th birthday party!
Please keep limbs, whangdoodles, and aardvarking within the cabin during time & space travel; you may be billed inter-dimensionally for abandonment of properties (roaming charges)

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

#SCHMALTZY
Thank you, @Svengoolie
This wonderful word needs a resurgence in the common vernacular 🖤

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

Sidenote: in the credits, just misread Catering LIAISONS as...
Catering LESBIANS
#Discuss
#freudianslip
#DarkMatch
@TheMutantFam @kinky_horror @therealjoebob @SetDarcyFree @Shudder

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

Helluva(n) ending tho!!
Who else wants to see that fight?!?!
(& take bets?)
#DarkMatch
@TheMutantFam @kinky_horror @therealjoebob @Shudder

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

Why does The Prophet's Cult symbol look like N**i graffiti dick?
Thoughts pretty PLEASE!
(will my post be censored for using the N word? Hint: ja)
(Also realized it could be akin to Lilith's sign)
#DarkMatch
@therealjoebob @kinky_horror @TheMutantFam @SetDarcyFree @Shudder

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

It is 😭🙃🫠

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

Why does The Prophet's Cult symbol look like nazi graffiti dick?
Thoughts pretty PLEASE!
(will my post be censored for using the N word?)
#DarkMatch
@therealjoebob @kinky_horror @TheMutantFam @SetDarcyFree @Shudder

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

@tip_sip_slash @Allllright @DarthBill52 NEVER put down the red sauce!

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

@Allllright I'm Sicilian. I did; and felt multiple generations of my ancestors try to escape their graves to organize a hit on the monster responsible for this.

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

@CindyN67 @therealjoebob @kinky_horror *apologies for breaking the *69* likes 🤣💀

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

Y'all think they call em Tall Lads in the UK? (rather than Tall Boys)
😹
@TheMutantFam

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

@SetDarcyFree

[Asheville Unicorn @AVLunicorn]

Hypodermic needle to the cheek? Psssh
I accidentally pierced my finger pad w/ a 22g, finished my shift
Accidentally stunned by the cryo wand this AM
Varied amounts of bodily fluids on my person daily
#VetMed #tougher than #prowrestling ? (yes🙃)
@therealjoebob @TheMutantFam