Anyone else this kid?
True stories of a preschool dragon with reptilian logic.
These are real stories!!
Shocking, but I’m not really a smartass dragon playing with Grok graphics trying to get drive by impressions.
I started a rock band in the Marine Corps and played at bars and the e-club 3-4 nights a week. Biker parties were freakin crrrazy!
That’s not even close to how wild my life is even right now. I have a divorce pig for God’s sake!
I figure I’ll start from the beginning so you can see where this story is going 👇👇👇👇
So, I was the that asked his Mom so many questions about Santa that she eventually told me the truth. Especially when I asked, “So he can see me when I’m pooping?”
So she told me a story about Chris Kringle and that even though he died, his spirit lives on.
I then went to preschool and told every one that Santa’s dead.
I argued with the entire class AND the teachers. Kids were crying. I ended up with my nose in the corner because I wouldn’t stop saying Santa’s dead.
Love you Mom!!😁
What can I say? It worked great for my logical mind and I wasn’t too fond of an old fat guy spying on me when I’m naked.
Anybody else that kid?
@BiatchDulce I’ll assume you’re too young to remember how much the Democrats cried when George W. Bush won. Hillary Clinton went on a tour talking about how she was cheated out of the election. More recently, there have been a ton of Democrats talking about election fraud with Trump and Elon
@BigDawg31779 You forgot the other half that makes you a hypocrite. It also means demonizing an entire group of people and dehumanizing them at every turn.
@BraddrofliT I guess you don’t remember George W. Bush. I guess you don’t remember Democrats crying about cheating. I guess you forgot about the Hillary Clinton’s Trump cheated tour. Don’t even need to bring up any facts regarding the election fraud. It’s clear that you’re an idiot.
@LDS_Dems Read the room. Everyone in that room is looking at her like she’s a dolt. Taking a simple concept and over complicating it with words to make her seem smarter. Actual smart people see right through it.
@JoJoFromJerz@AOC I know the word sounded intelligent, but the context is elementary. It was an overly complicated way of saying that the American dream is a delusion. You have the mind of a child.
@all4lvoe12@Heccles94@beanne123 It’s not stuck in a greedy man’s wallet it’s wrapped up in global projects. If there’s one thing, I don’t agree with about Elon it’s that he wants this utopian future that you would likely support. That and getting off the planet.