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I am very much alive

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Tripping young children is my heroin laced with dangerously high amounts of fentanyl.

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I’m your little toy

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I love Jews out of respect

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Breast milk, bitches

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Huge double Jenga party at my place tonight.
My address is 1 WTC Suite 9, NYC, NY 110048 and 2 WTC Suite 11, NYC, NY 110048

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My wife has got some real knee slappers.

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Bad

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Spent the day in the hospital because my 13 month baby had a fever of 106. Had to miss a day of work

Pretty good for how long I had her locked in the car!

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WheRe aM I gOinG to PUt thoSe stupid thingS

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I coerce bats while they fly overhead.

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I am the bat swindler

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Just overdosed in the bathroom at tanglewood. Hate to let down the entire BSO like that.
#lenoxlove

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I am going to smash his head into the pavement of his own driveway. I will beat him until he can no longer feel pain. He thinks he will win this war but he will not. I will overpower him. I am more than him. I am more.

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Will be following this man home

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Happy earth day.

I am going to kill my self.

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Jesus would have loved Birkenstocks

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#NewProfilePic

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Thanks

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I hate the bald.
I hate the fat.
I hate the woman.

In that order