AVegetarianCannibal

Fannibal | rescuer of dogs and cats | cusser | she/her | 18+ ONLY | tip jar:

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On my way to get my car!!!!

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@puta_sucia_time Yessss. She deserves a peaceful life!

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One of my favorite things to write is an outsider’s point of view on familiar characters.

This is from A Capacity for Surprise, in which Mrs. Komeda helps Hannibal and Will. https://t.co/UA5MnR2Af0

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@LMaria66923164 If only he could also cook fried pickles in Will…

It’s a wild chapter.

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Hannibal has an air fryer in the next chapter of Slice of Life and he doesn’t cook any people in it 😱

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@KristinChirico I try to do like three tiny honks while smiling.

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My dad regretted the day he rented this.

Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush? ❤️

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Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?

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A friend who only ever had sex with her husband got HpV from him and had to have a hysterectomy/cervical removal in her 30s.

Get vaccinated!

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@wearewatcher Almost as striking as having ghosts call you a nerd 😅

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You ever have to practice some sex poses yourself to make sure they make sense? Like if your character’s ankles are tied together and you gotta make sure they can do certain things?

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Look at that sirloin. It’s rippling with protein.

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I think the amount of beef Hugh Dancy is packing would surprise most people who’ve only seen him fully clothed. I think he manages to look waifish in clothes and then like Magic Mike without.

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@hannigram_mcfly @of_true_minds Those anime sparkles in his eyes. 😍

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I feel like I need Pedro Pascal to rescue me from a horde of “clickers” infected with this #TheLastOfUs

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@thisburie Horgi’s murder onesie:

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Hannibal:

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I think my Google docs is a prude. It keeps crashing every time some horny cannibal turns into a total sperm fountain.

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I think my Google docs is a prude. It keeps crashing every time some horny cannibal turns into a total sperm fountain.

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This bow looks like Hannibal’s upper lip

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Period reminder to eat the monarchy.

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@KristinChirico My aunt’s cairn terrier had a dozen or so BBS in his little body. Who shoots dogs?? Assholes, that’s who.

Extra lovin’ for Pretty Betty 😘