Roberto De Matteo

The Porto Poser has finally gone. Now I reveal my evil plan to take over Kings Road. Chelsea love me, and most importantly I love me. A new Project begins!

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

@tomclevz23 I hate imposters Tom. How sad are these people?

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

What a result. Very proud of my men tonight, and they were men. The game plan worked. We grafted, had skill, composure and heart #champslge

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

@danwalkerbbc hey Dan the man...you not like the sweet smell of pussy?

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

We did it! I expect nothing less, warriors 1 to 11. Are you watching u other so called BIG 4? Are you watching MK, West Brom, AVB? I am RDM!

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

@talkSPORTDrive oh Adrian. You are so so predictable with your little ginger love in with Scholes & Carrick. Who next, Cilla? Really? #rusty

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

@StanCollymore Every year this happens. Wigan can't defend 4 toffee all season, scrape the odd result, win last handful & stay up #genius?

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

@La_Brick I definitely would ;0)

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

@Joey7Barton are you watching Helmet of the Day Joey?

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

@Joey7Barton boo hoo hoo, no I in TEAM cry baby Barton!! QPR+Barton 0-2, QPR-Barton 3-2! I think Hughes has seen you are an average #helmet

[Chelsea Latest @CFC_Latest]

Roberto Di Matteo dedicates Chelsea's FA Cup win to André Villas-Boas http://t.co/W1aj76Yd

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

We beat Birmingham 0-2. But that's not what's important. #cfc is the most important thing. Have I mentioned that I am so sexy and a legend?

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

@Joey7Barton what do you know Barton? A manager like Neil Warnock backs you and you stab him in the back. True gent! #howtohavenomoralfibre

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

Thanks to my 'Senior Pro's'. I hope they are happy. Racist JT, Fat Whiney Frank, Gunshot Cole, Didier Donenothing & Petr Prick. #backstabbed

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

I thought I could trust Roberto Di Mateo, he stab me in back. What happened to my Project Manager? He desert me & now Project Leader! #judas

[Mike Parry @mikeparry8]

Isn't Roman Abramovich a pretty disgusting and hopeless man? Hire and Fire at will. It's the Russian way. So push off back to Moscow. Creep

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

It's true what Avram Grant told AVB..no matter how boring you are it will never be good enough for Roman. He will sack you. I was so stupid.

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

And as for Emenalo. WTF does he know? Who is this man? Where has he been? Up Romans arse all the time I was at #cfc I tell you. #Abromolick

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

I can now reveal why Roman does not talk to press. He is in fact a female. And lesbian. He has had more ladies inside him than Russian doll.

[Roberto De Matteo @AVillas_Boas]

Roman no longer wants to work on the PROJECT. This is shame. I had bought dividers and ring binder. I start new project.."How to spend £18m"