Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦

Have math will travel. I am an International Professor of Mystery. Feeling trapped in Japan between ennui and a pandemic.

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

We so lost our battle to save the forest next to our neighborhood. Feels like almost continuous earthquakes. There’s dirt dusting everything in the area even without starting the land fill part of the development.
#JapaneseCarnage

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Remind me again how this is America First?

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Republicans don’t need a single democratic vote to fund their regime. Here’s why. Please share widely.

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

@shannonrwatts Trump be rocking that Jeb! Energy.

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

Some are helpful to those of us that live here.

[TimeOutTokyo @TimeOutTokyo]

Download these before you land in Japan. https://t.co/QmeAaJR6jM

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

@TheMicheleWojo Where’s Jerome?

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

@TheMicheleWojo Doing the what?

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

The Empire Strikes Out

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

@JackTheLab3 ELO
Electric Lab Orchestra

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

@Rainmaker1973 Terrible! It pretties them up, why?

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

I know DODGY & Trump will get on this right away to at least make America better.

The Myth of Drug Expiration Dates https://t.co/VmlkP7XSkN

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

@OffTopicReplies The blisters on my trigger finger from this game!

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

@GaijinMommy Whispers: I see neighbors.

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

@itsme_urstruly A lot of cherry picking here. Most of it’s true to some degree, but not everywhere or day to day.

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

@itsme_urstruly These are painful because the reality is bothersome.

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

@itsme_urstruly This is only a recent thing, and not everywhere.

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

My Hungarian friends prefer pre-Orban Hungary, and hope for no Orban Hungary for their kids.

[Szabolcs Panyi @panyiszabolcs]

"You've made Hungary the EU's poorest, most corrupt nation."

Opposition leader Péter Magyar’s New Year's video message slamming Viktor Orbán's corruption and demanding early elections has gone viral, nearing 2M views on Hungarian social media.

Excerpt with English captions.👇

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

Dispatches from the parenting front.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

My wife is in the middle of a Mexican standoff in the church nursery.

Our two year old got mad and threw a cup of animal crackers on the floor.

My wife refuses to leave until she picks them up. My daughter refuses to clean up until we promise her a cake pop and Bluey at home.

My wife (former Marine) is the most stubborn mom on the planet. My daughter (personality of an ISIS prison guard) will happily scream for hours on end.

I just dropped off a peppermint mocha for my wife. She’s digging in and playing the long game. Our pastor offered to broker a truce, but he left when the toddler hurled an elephant cookie at him, grumbling that our denomination doesn’t pay well enough to deal with situations like this (which is totally fair).

Will keep everyone apprised. If there are any hostage negotiators here with experience defusing toddler meltdowns, please reach out.

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

Tragically, he’s correct.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(🧵) The 2024 U.S. presidential election was *not* stolen: a THREAD.

RETWEET for anyone in your life going down this road.

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

@Shonuff316 @ProjectLincoln @DIDhatchery @TheRickWilson @MSNBC

[Beckham Shrugged 🇺🇦 @AWBeckham66]

Made me laff.

[Staff Sergeant Johnson @Colonel_Myway]

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