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@AWLsotherEye @SanPedro88ers @slykingtails @DidsburyDynamos @CripplersAWL Ludicrous odds! Cripplers are at best a 5000/1 outsider.

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We couldn't really be arsed with Week 7 Power Rankings... let's say, Wildcats up to 8th, everyone else stays the same?

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1 (+3) The Todd Gurley train continues to light up the AWL. As long as GM Bound resists late night trade rapes the Dothraki should be booking their playoff spot in the next few weeks. #ValarMorghulis

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2 (-) The Wizards should bounce back from a tough defeat in Essos. Already with strong depth at RB they have added to the team with an expensive acquisition at TE for their trip to San Pedro. They look set for their standard strong regular season before the post season slump.

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3 (+2) Somewhat in the Dothraki shadow, the 88ers are quietly building a good team. Questions should be asked about Kelce's eligibility - is Travis a weird name? But focus this week is purely on their prime time matchup with the Wizards.

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4 (-3) The Cripples are creeping into "Poor Inseason Management" mode after resigning the man who famously let them down in 2016. With key players missing in week six they should struggle.

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5 (-2) This week wasn't the first time the Pirates have failed to get 40 points on Sunday and Monday, but it might just be their worst outing. They must be looking for treasure at the bottom of the sea because these pirates are sinking fast.

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6 (-) The Kamikazes boast the fourth best offence and second beat defence in the league but somehow find themselves bottom of a strong Brighton division. As long as their fitness coach keeps working overtime their experience should see them do enough for a wildcard spot.

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7 (+4) We don't know what was in the Outlaws half time drinks in week five but it was probably contrand. A tough trip across the narrow sea this week could halt their progress but the Outlaws aren't going down without a fight.

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8 (-1) The Dynamos need to get things moving and turn the power back on in Didsbury. In week five they were poor against Brady and co. Will the team selection be better this week for their trip down the A34? Kenyan Drake could be worth a start...

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9 (-) The Wildcats are bad. GM Tilson doesn't seem to understand that your team doesn't just get a rest when they lose the ball. Over five games they are on average conceding 23 more points per game than their seafaring rivals. #defencewinschampionships

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10 (+2) How bad is the Welsh division? The Cardiff Stinkers could actually win the thing, especially given the rate of players being Crippled across town. This week they face Aaron Rodgers so knowing their luck Rodgers will lose both knees in the first quarter.

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11 (-3) It seems air traffic control are being criminally negligent with Jets crashing all over Woodford. Their easy early season schedule masked an uncreative team lacking leadership. This week sees the return of the original Didsbury Derby. Can they recover the Dingo spirit?

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12 (-1) VSK are already thinking about next season. Fans aren't happy with the management and withering comparisons are being made to a certain discount sports brand owner.

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Power Rankings are back! At this stage we would like to point out that those who thought the Pirates should have been number 1 last week should try following a sport they understand. These are the definitive rankings.

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Don't forget AWL Pickem this week! We've picked: Kams, Dynamos, Cripples, 88ers, Pirates and Dothraki.

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1-The Cripples of the Big Pitt haven't blown everyone away this year but as the Champions elect of the woeful Welsh Division they have plenty of time to plot their playoff run. Cripples and Saints fans will be desperately hoping the Cripple Curse doesn't put the whole team on IR.

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2-It's been a magical start in Winnington. If GM Guest can get all of the team fit they'll be well placed for their usual solid regular season performance before their wand drops off in the playoffs.

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3-The Slippery Seamen of Portslade are a perfect 4-0 but such starts don't guarantee playoff spots. While their rivals have a range of weapons for every scenario this team is too reliant on the Colt.

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4-The Duke St Kamikazes boast a scarily good depth at every skill position. If they were actually a real team they'd be one to watch.