A.W. Lurch

Marketing Director & Color Commentator @EMERGEWrestling | Former Pro Wrestling Manager & Wrestler. Current #VR Enthusiast, #dotNET Developer | Wire Sharker 🦈

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@lorenshleby 🤮

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@lorenshleby This Survivor?

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Pretty sure saw a shark surface last week. Was about ten minutes after seeing a lot of good sized fish jump straight out of the water. I had my crutches with me and was ready to strike!

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@BostonNooga And remind me not to drive through Virginia @BostonNooga @Litosixx

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Alabama is the worst state to drive through

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@Litosixx @BostonNooga I guess I don’t hate them as much now that the decade of I65 construction zigzagging for miles after the bridge. But it’s bullshit I gotta pay to drive it now that I’ve paid those dues

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Should I sue a skiing place for faulty equipment, especially considering the injury was only in the area of the boot that did not deploy from the ski as designed???

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Shattered tibia and fibia (leg bones; into thousands of bits); torn meniscus and dislocated knee and disrupted Achilles..WHOOPS. Almost recovered from February accident but still weeeks to go.

I can stand on my own and still using crutches but walking

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@BaseballAdult The interstate merge in Birmingham is the worst design I’ve ever seen. That and the crux of this intersection also holds giant puddles of water!!!!

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@HollywoodToddM More like a slow ass slither every ten minutes for 300 miles

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@lorenshleby HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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@survivor00C Those were the worst but best moments to fast forward through a 3 hr show

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My Friday night beverage of choice #EGGDROP

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@_FromTheIsland Bc that’s how most of the winners have won….the “best” player is always in 5th or 6th as the “true jury threat”

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Shattered tibia and fibia (leg bones; into thousands of bits); torn meniscus and dislocated knee and disrupted Achilles..WHOOPS. Almost recovered from February accident but still weeeks to go.

I can stand on my own and still using crutches but walking

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You should be able to get a cup full of grapes at the drive-through for a reasonable price

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It’s somewhat unfortunate we perceive time linearly

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@lorenshleby That was the beauty of my $2.99/month paramount plus. Would just skip over the entire challenge

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Looks like we’re becoming a student again!!

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Every season you can almost guarantee the “best” Survivor player will finish in Sixth place

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I’m a soloist on a solo list -RATM