AWOL

A Way of Life

[AWOL @AWOLprez]

@OverlyTrev @Delta As a @Delta frequent flyer I really don’t care. They already have good wifi, so another 2 years for something better doesn’t both me.

[LIV Golf Insider @LIVTracking]

The best part about @TheMasters ticket lottery is winning 2026 tickets… and still not going. You couldn’t pay me to make the trip to that pit.

I’ve got two tickets for Friday. Who wants them?

Follow @LIVTracking and LIKE/COMMENT/ or REPOST this for a chance to win tickets.

[Lexis @niilexis]

Gen Z employees. Not the heroes we deserved, but the heroes we needed.

[AWOL @AWOLprez]

Apres ski> ski

[AWOL @AWOLprez]

Work email pet peeve: don’t shorten my name if you don’t know me. How would you like it if I started calling you Dick, Richard?

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

The UNO Social Club is set to roll out to bars nationwide this August, with Atlanta among the featured cities, bringing its signature fun to the city.

[AWOL @AWOLprez]

Hot take: QR codes should function like links.
Why are people sending me QR codes like I’m supposed to print them out and scan them with a second phone?

[AWOL @AWOLprez]

Talk about a though week. Lost to Jake Paul and then got deported.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

On July 2, ICE arrested Mexican boxer and criminal illegal alien Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.

He is now being processed for expedited removal from the United States. This Sinaloa Cartel affiliate has an active arrest warrant in Mexico for his involvement in organized crime and trafficking firearms, ammunitions and explosives.

Under President Trump, NO ONE is above the law—including world-famous athletes. Our message to any cartel affiliates in the U.S. is clear: We will find you and you will face consequences. The days of unchecked cartel violence are over.

https://t.co/qTT8Aenrjn

[AWOL @AWOLprez]

Beat the odds and officially a first-time homebuyer!
The dog’s got a fenced-in yard, my girlfriend’s got a house, and I’ve got a mortgage the bank will never forget. Big day!

[Tesla @Tesla]

World's first autonomous delivery of a car!

This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away — crossing parking lots, highways & the city to reach its new owner

[AWOL @AWOLprez]

@NoContextHumans Internet phishing scams

[AWOL @AWOLprez]

@charliekirk11 Relax, Rambo. You act like you’re the main character in a Red Dawn reboot. Go Touch grass.

[AWOL @AWOLprez]

Spoken like a true Chicagoan. Learning how to lose builds character and nothing builds character like a lifetime of rooting for Chicago teams #Chicago #PopeLeo #AWOL

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In our competitive society, where it seems that only the strong and winners deserve to live, sport also teaches us how to lose. It forces us, in learning the art of losing, to confront our fragility, our limitations and our imperfections. It is through the experience of these limits that we open our hearts to hope. Athletes who never make mistakes, who never lose, do not exist.

[AWOL @AWOLprez]

Work email etiquette:
Instead of “Sorry for the delay” say “Thank you for your patience”
Instead of “Apologies for the oversight” say “If you’re God’s gift to Excel, then YOU fucken do it.” #corporateLife #Excel #AWOL

[AWOL @AWOLprez]

@rjohnston4 @GAFollowers Three MARTA stops in Midtown doesn’t change the fact that the rest of the city and surrounding suburbs are poorly connected. People have to drive in from everywhere because MARTA is just bad. If there were real alternatives, we wouldn’t be bumper-to-bumper.

[AWOL @AWOLprez]

One day about a month ago it started raining in Atlanta and hasn’t stopped since. I’ve been damp for 30 straight days and there’s no end in sight.
#Atlanta #MakeItStop #AWOL #Moist

[AWOL @AWOLprez]

@WallStreetApes Whatcha mean they somehow acquired leaf blowers? Not really something that’s hard to get your hands on

[AWOL @AWOLprez]

@jeremotographs Poor dog.

[AWOL @AWOLprez]

Wild how Trump and Elon went from a ride-or-die bromance to whatever chaotic shitshow this is now.
At the end of the day, it’s just a dick-swinging contest we’re all forced to watch #Trump #elonmask #whosyourdaddy #AWOL