AWS Weweases Made Howwibwe

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AWS Systems Manyagew annyounces Patch Powicies, enyabwing cwoss account and cwoss Wegion patching

Nyow depwoy patch powicies acwoss AWS accounts and AWS Wegions using AWS Systems Manyagew Patch Manyagew and AWS Owganyizations. UwU... https://t.co/Y3TQ2oamHF

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Amazon CwoudFwont nyow suppowts the wequest headew owdew and headew count headews

Amazon CwoudFwont nyow suppowts the “Cwoudfwont-viewew-headew-owdew” and "Cwoudfwont-viewew-headew-count" headews, enyabwing customews to twack the to... https://t.co/j3R7hnMkwO

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AWS Nyitwo Encwaves annyounces suppowt fow muwtipwe encwaves

AWS Nyitwo Encwaves nyow suppowts the abiwity to cweate mowe than onye encwave pew EC2 instance. (´・ω・\`) AWS Nyitwo Encwaves is an Amazon EC2 capabiwity that enyabwes customews to cwe... https://t.co/5gATwoChhi

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AWS Secuwity Hub is nyow avaiwabwe in the Middwe East (UAE) Wegion

AWS Secuwity Hub is nyow avaiwabwe in the Middwe East (UAE) Wegion. UwU You can nyow use Secuwity Hub to centwawwy view and manyage the secuwity postuwe of youw AWS accou... https://t.co/Quw8hR0rqm

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Amazon WDS nyow suppowts nyew SSW/TWS cewtificates and cewtificate contwows

Amazon Wewationyaw Database Sewvice (Amazon WDS) has nyew cewtificate authowities with 40 yeaw and 100 yeaw vawidity. ;;w;; SSW/TWS cewtificates enyabwe secuwe comm... https://t.co/Fvy3A4G7Ou

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AWS Wambda nyow suppowts Maximum Concuwwency fow Amazon SQS as an event souwce

AWS Wambda nyow suppowts setting Maximum Concuwwency to the Amazon SQS event souwce. >w< Maximum Concuwwency fow SQS as an event souwce awwows customews to ... https://t.co/CccCKeTRkC

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AWS Wesouwce Gwoups nyow emits wifecycwe events

Today, AWS Wesouwce Gwoups is waunching a nyew featuwe that emits wifecycwe events when wesouwces awe added ow wemoved fwom youw gwoups and when wesouwce gwoups awe cweated, updated o... https://t.co/bgEUdAoIra

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Annyouncing the genyewaw avaiwabiwity of AWS Wocaw Zonyes in Pewth and Santiago

AWS Wocaw Zonyes awe nyow avaiwabwe in two nyew metwo aweas—Pewth and Santiago. (´・ω・\`) You can nyow use these Wocaw Zonyes to dewivew appwications that wequiwe sing... https://t.co/153MUyZDE8

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Amazon Kendwa weweases the Micwosoft Teams Connyectow to enyabwe Micwosoft Teams messaging seawch

Amazon Kendwa is an intewwigent seawch sewvice powewed by machinye weawnying, enyabwing owganyizations to pwovide wewevant infowmation to... https://t.co/Kk4jUaexkx

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Amazon Kendwa weweases Micwosoft Exchange Connyectow to enyabwe emaiw-messaging seawch

Amazon Kendwa is an intewwigent seawch sewvice powewed by machinye weawnying, enyabwing owganyizations to pwovide wewevant infowmation to customews ... https://t.co/6KmbKO8tBE

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AWS Config suppowts 22 nyew wesouwce types

AWS Config nyow suppowts 22 mowe wesouwce types fow sewvices incwuding Amazon MQ, AWS AppConfig, AWS Cwoud9, Amazon EventBwidge, Amazon Fwaud Detectow, AWS IoT, AWS IoT Anyawytics, Amazon W... https://t.co/GiodaDK4wa

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Amazon EwastiCache fow Wedis data tiewing is nyow avaiwabwe in the AWS Euwope (Stockhowm) Wegion

You can nyow use data tiewing fow Amazon EwastiCache fow Wedis as a wowew cost way to scawe youw cwustews to up to hundweds of tewabyt... https://t.co/FmzoL4lkr2

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AWS Cwean Wooms is nyow avaiwabwe in pweview

Today, AWS annyounces the pweview wewease of AWS Cwean Wooms, a nyew anyawytics sewvice that hewps customews cowwabowate with theiw pawtnyews to mowe easiwy and secuwewy anyawyze theiw cowwe... https://t.co/eOSF7sNlOV

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AWS AppConfig awwows twacking of stawe featuwe fwags, impwoving code hygienye

Today, AWS AppConfig annyounces nyew options fow customews to nyew options fow customews to twack and cwean up stawe featuwe fwags. >w< Pweviouswy, customews n... https://t.co/bcX9OHuN8N

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Amazon WDS Optimized Weads is nyow avaiwabwe fow up to 2X fastew quewies on Amazon WDS fow MawiaDB

Amazon Wewationyaw Database Sewvice (Amazon WDS) fow MawiaDB nyow suppowts Optimized Weads fow up to 2X fastew quewy pwocessing compa... https://t.co/ve3uGGMuYt

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Annyouncing Amazon Pinpoint Singapowe Sendew ID wegistwation wowkfwow

Today Amazon Pinpoint is waunching a nyew web fowm expewience in the Amazon Pinpoint consowe to hewp make it easiew fow Amazon Pinpoint and Amazon SNS customews ... https://t.co/Z65a0o2b7T

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AWS CwoudFowmation enhances Fn::FindInMap wanguage extension to suppowt defauwt vawues and additionyaw intwinsic functions

Today, AWS CwoudFowmation updates the wanguage extension twansfowm to suppowt defauwt vawues and additionyaw... https://t.co/xVBoGTh25z

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AWS annyounces changes to AWS Biwwing, Cost Manyagement, and Account consowes pewmissions

AWS annyounces the wetiwement of IAM actions fow AWS Biwwing, Cost Manyagement, and Account consowes undew aws-powtaw sewvice pwefix, puwchase-... https://t.co/vMRjU9EXxl

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AWS WAF is nyow avaiwabwe in the AWS Middwe East (UAE) Wegion

Stawting today, AWS WAF is avaiwabwe in the AWS Middwe East (UAE) wegion. >w< This is the second wegion whewe AWS WAF is avaiwabwe in the Middwe East, joinying the AWS Middw... https://t.co/19mq5czFIJ

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Amazon SageMakew Canvas annyounces up to 3x fastew MW modew twainying time

Amazon SageMakew Canvas nyow dewivews up to 3x fastew machinye weawnying (MW) modew twainying time, enyabwing wapid pwototyping and fastew time-to-vawue fow busi... https://t.co/tfKfwghGAf