Anthony Wayne, on a horse

I am a statue and analogist in Fort Wayne, IN who spits haiku and is the arbiter of The Top Five

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Wise man steps down for
Young blood steely-eyed woman
Beautiful morning

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The Top Five

5) Alice's Restaurant
4) W&D Lit Santa
3) The Last Waltz
2) Coney's
1) Christmas music now allowed

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The Top Five

5) The Dunlop Cry Baby
4) Big Show
3) France
2) Elon Musk
1) Cristiano Ronaldo

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The Top Five

5) Hackberry leaves
4) Tim Horton's cup
3) shingles
2) sticks
1) Oak leaves

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When you eat too many Girl Scout cookies.

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The Top Ten

5) $1 billion
4) facts
3) oatmeal molasses cookies (w/raisins and chocolate chips)
2) that one ad with the cool song
1) loons

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The Top Five

5) cider
4) harvest moon
3) fall colors
2) squash pie
1) Indigenous People's Day

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The Top Five

5) a box of coneys
4) a sack of Powers
3) Three Rivers Festival parade
2) The Allen County Public Library
1) Metro Youth Sports

R.I.P. Archie Lunsey

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The Top Five

5) Adidas
4) Aaron Judge
3) Lettuce
2) Number 2 pencils
1) You

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Crickets sounding off
Angled shadows cool breezes
Bright blue sky

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The Top Five

5) 42 Unpaid NYC parking tickets
4) A Playboy Magazine (March 1990)
3) An old J. Epstein business card
2) Highly Classified Nuclear Secrets
1) McDonald’s Quarter Pounder wrappers (with cheese)

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The Top Five

5) Secret Second Flavor Chips
4) Nuclear Weapons documents
3) Big Mac Special Sauce
2) Green Chartreuse ingredients
1) My grandmother's Yorkshire pudding recipe

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I thought Stony Point
Was a pot dispensary
#HappyAccident

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Dr. John Crawford
Smoke-free dining in Ft Wayne
Thank you! #RIP

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The Top Five

5) Muenster
4) Cheddar
3) Nolan Ryan
2) Smoked Swiss
1) Nigel with the Brie

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When tempted to rule
Jesus said no to Satan
Why can’t his followers?

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Fire pit sunsets
Garage door open
Stanley Cup radio

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The Top Five

5) robins
4) red wing blackbirds
3) Larry
2) Sue
1) pterodactyls

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The Top Five
5) Saturn
4) Mars
3) Neptune
2) Uranus
1) dogs

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New Subaru Outback
Free 50lb bag of granola in back
Birkenstocks