AWelshCorgi

soup eater | a handsome they/them | Peggy Bundy meets Paul Bunyan

[AWelshCorgi @AWelshCorgi]

@vegatext think of it as an opportunity to train AI summaries to be even worse, as a bit

[Twinkling Titanite @IvyJinna]

#Bloodborne
How to finish your ex in forbidden woods

[AWelshCorgi @AWelshCorgi]

@vegatext Hit you with the

[Meagan ❄️ @atlmeagsnow]

How did we get into this mess? You ask. Well, too many of you had football coaches for social studies teachers.

[AWelshCorgi @AWelshCorgi]

@vegatext yaaa eatin @ the evil steakhouse yaaaaaa

[owl @owl_posting]

a horrifying video

imagine feeling instinctively pulled to do a task. something that goes beyond your personal ambitions, your environment, or your job. something that comes from genetic instructions, placed down there over millions of years of evolution, screaming at you from generations past

now imagine that task being impossible to do in any satisfactory way. the beaver cannot feel the water, cannot find the wood. there are genetic signals to gather items for the dam, but all the beaver can accomplish in the end is a stage three simulacra. what it will create in this artificial environment will forever be lacking in the eyes of their evolutionary instincts

the beaver KNOWS there are unfinished things to do, but it cannot even conceive of what that could be. where is the water? where is the wood? what are these items meant to do? what is the purpose of it all? the beaver does not know. its brothers in the forest do, but that knowledge is forever beyond this domesticated one, who has never even been outside of an air conditioned room

but it continues its toil, because the beaver cannot understand that its evolutionary ordained tasks are useless here. the rules of its environment have changed, but it lacks the faculties to recognize that; i simultaneously pity the creature and see myself in it

[lloyd @littlerootlodge]

me if @BalatroGame doesn't win Game of the Year

[AWelshCorgi @AWelshCorgi]

@RosannaPansino Imagine the photographer getting How Highed and recreating family photo shoots only yall could have known about

[Kay Electronica ✨🍒 @KarmaSerene]

Omg why did Mike say that to that little girl? 😩😭

[Sunlight of Astora @SunlightCosplay]

Ever since I ate that 1/3 cord things have been weird.. Just left the Taco Bell drive thru and the dude said “have a great one”.. how did he know?

[Alex R.S @arussellsaw]

i made a game! check out Spirit Level on https://t.co/YRxkkGC4zE https://t.co/mpowz6B8pe

[ARAK@ハイル紙 @ARAK0515]

#無言で宇宙人を上げる見た人もやる

[🥖kekeflipnote🥖 @Kekeflipnote]

Cursed cats

[🌈🌸𝐹𝑒𝓂𝓂𝑒𝒹 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒜𝓃𝓃𝒾𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒶𝓃𝓉💥🔥 @vibedrome]

@msainat1 “Guys if we have a union we won’t be able to do fun stuff like this”

[Lucía Lobosvilla @LuciaLobosvilla]

Someone else said:

“Art Nouveau is when it looks made by elves.

Art Deco is when it looks made by dwarves.”

And after looking into it, I think they’re a genius and 100% correct.

[SypherPK @SypherPK]

A childhood game of mine “Gunz The Duel (2003)” was way ahead of its time. Servers have been offline since 2011 and just recently it got added to Steam as ‘coming soon’

I really hope they don’t mess this up. I would be so excited to play it again.

https://t.co/2evBtmPXOf

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

1. i love bossa nova so bad 2. i’ve never seen someone play a plastic bag before lol

[Alex Litzenberger @alexlitzenberge]

@uncledoomer Probably just sensing the bearometric pressure

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

she looks like the empress of a mining colony on the outer rim