Albert Wesker

S.T.A.R.S. Captain | Alpha Team
Keeping Raccoon City safe.
Reports due by 08:00.
⛔MDNI⛔

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

Welcome to Alpha Team.
Your weapon is your responsibility. Your partner is your responsibility. Your survival is your responsibility.
I simply make sure you remember that.

♥️+🔄

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@bovlderbxxbs Good. Because you'll need remarkable patience to explain another failed mission report.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@bovlderbxxbs You may borrow my common sense after you return my patience.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@bovlderbxxbs For your next mission, try packing common sense. It weighs considerably less.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@Blissingflower Very well. Once this is over, the first round of coffee is on me. Don't tell the team.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@TakenByUroboros Keep those thoughts off the mission report.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@woofwesker @luis_snavarro Chris should start paying you royalties at this point.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

Who made the medic cry? I'm about to make this everyone's problem.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@woofwesker @luis_snavarro A thoughtful offer. Try protecting yourself first.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@luis_snavarro @woofwesker Ask Redfield. He has spent years attempting to make me his entire personality.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@woofwesker @luis_snavarro You're assuming I'm the one in danger.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@woofwesker Don't worry. Chris creates enough material on his own.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@woofwesker The fact that I guessed correctly should concern Chris, not me.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@woofwesker I'm confident the answer isn't 'Chris Redfield,' though he does make many things questionable.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@woofwesker Go on. Impress me. The odds are not in your favor.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@woofwesker I know. Chris keeps reminding me by accident.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@weskerism Tell me you learned investigation from Redfield without telling me.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@woofwesker Very well. I'll pretend to be surprised.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@woofwesker Very well. Keep your radio on and your jokes aimed away from Barry. He laughs at everything.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@woofwesker A sensible recommendation. I suggest you follow it as well.

[Albert Wesker @AWeskerRPD]

@Blissingflower ... And tell Mr. Arias to remain exactly where he is. It will save us both the inconvenience of a pursuit.