Robert

[Robert @AWhat]

Aww man my trail mix came with raisins and nuts #m&ms

[Robert @AWhat]

Aw man my trail mix came raisins and nuts #m&m

[Robert @AWhat]

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball.

"Guuuuuuuurgleguurgle"

[Robert @AWhat]

In traffic no matter what lane your in the cars in the other lane will be going faster than you

[Robert @AWhat]

Screw all that a real friend makes you laugh all the time. A real friend is someone you can sit in silence with a it won't be awkward.

[Robert @AWhat]

You can tell how popular you are at school by the number or people that say "bless you" when you sneeze

[Robert @AWhat]

That moment in class when the teachers talks about men taking the rights from women and the girls glare at the boys like it was their fault

[Robert @AWhat]

I love to pretend drop my cat off of high places and...OH MY GOD SPRINKLES NOOOOO!!!

[Robert @AWhat]

Im never sure how i should jog in front of my friends.

[Robert @AWhat]

Some gingers when people ask then why they have red hair
"Oh it's genetics"
Me
"BECAUSE THE DEVIL IS INSIDE ME...."

[Robert @AWhat]

I hate when I say a fact and someone goes "I think thats right"... bitch I know it's right thats why i said it

[Robert @AWhat]

That kid who is so spoiled that if they were nominated for an oscar they would probably throw a fit if they didn't win all of them

[Robert @AWhat]

That moment you open a card that you know has money in it so you put the money to the side and read the card so you don't look rude

[Robert @AWhat]

You know you're lazy when you only shower when you are going to see people