@PTH_Official "Concealed" + roll again. Umbrella sword, hidden dagger, collapsing pole, etc (and please tell me what you come up with for "concealed great axe")
@ZackVanNus @Jordevant Need someone to play some pads and randomly say "yes, Father God" during the invitational? I'm in for a cut of that megachurch money.
Me: I have a hardware issue.
PC support: *47 steps later* you're right! We'll fix it.
Support: We updated your drivers! We're great.
Me: it's not better.
Support: let's try reinstalling Windows 3 more times.
Me: still broken.
Support: have you tried reinstalling Windows?
Me: ...