If you had told me 10 years ago that a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water in 2026 because data centres need it to power the AI tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?
Making Plans in order to Not Kill Yourself sometimes backfires because Now you wanna Kill Yourself and Also you have this Random Shit you have to go to
"Cats are independent and low maintenance creatures" is one of the funniest myths ever told
the average cat would live inside their owners skin if they had the choice
"Some people think you should be allowed outside" I say to my cat after she falls off the arm of the sofa due being surprised by an unexpected item of clothing.
I finally realized why I like Twitter so much. It has NO SOUND. 🔇 No screaming TikTok audios, no random music, no sensory overload. Just text. My overstimulated ADHD brain can finally breathe here.
Other people hear noises at 3AM: "oh my i think someone broke into the house we’re under attack"
Cat owners hear noises at 3AM: sweetie!!! go back to bed!!! why are you sprinting down the hallway like that???
broadly i think you can categorise all cats into cats that think they are people, cats that know they are cats, and cats that will never know a single thing their entire lives