My Banshee's Grief

You don't know me? A shame, but you will.

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[ً @artfuIchaos]

sometimes you have to just say “what a fucking loser ass bitch” and keep it pushing.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you had told me 10 years ago that a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water in 2026 because data centres need it to power the AI tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Making Plans in order to Not Kill Yourself sometimes backfires because Now you wanna Kill Yourself and Also you have this Random Shit you have to go to

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"Cats are independent and low maintenance creatures" is one of the funniest myths ever told

the average cat would live inside their owners skin if they had the choice

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

"Some people think you should be allowed outside" I say to my cat after she falls off the arm of the sofa due being surprised by an unexpected item of clothing.

[々 @ayospawned]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[KANA @freakassthug]

Every time my garchomp misses a rock slide i sell its fin on the black market

[mal @bernkarstel]

so many games out there and my friend deadass asks me to hop on dead by daylight

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

I finally realized why I like Twitter so much. It has NO SOUND. 🔇 No screaming TikTok audios, no random music, no sensory overload. Just text. My overstimulated ADHD brain can finally breathe here.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Other people hear noises at 3AM: "oh my i think someone broke into the house we’re under attack"

Cat owners hear noises at 3AM: sweetie!!! go back to bed!!! why are you sprinting down the hallway like that???

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

I love when a cat wakes up from a nap and their whole body looks like bed head.

[rafe⁷ 🐇 replaying origins @cleganators]

i think the lack of dlc for veilguard is really the most upsetting part of the whole game

[kai🐈‍⬛ karlach's gf @dressltwt]

bg3 dlc but the only quest is getting karlach's heart fixed so we dont have to live in avernus and we can have a quiet country life

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

Showing my barber this image

[ed🪲 @edofgrubs]

why do some darkspawn carry money…where are they spending it…

[PAYWALLMEN.COM @ICONOCLASTIAE]

Hating men is the only way to get a good man. If you like men you’ll tolerate anything, if you hate them, only the best will be good enough.

[Lee ☔️ @rcntlydcccased]

In a world of looksmaxxing and alpha male mentality when are the men gonna realise all women want is scaly Robert Carlisle

[Sparrow @sparrowincrisis]

Hello ladies.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

broadly i think you can categorise all cats into cats that think they are people, cats that know they are cats, and cats that will never know a single thing their entire lives