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you guys may not be following the Internet the way I do

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If @realDonaldTrump wants to make America great again like it was in the 1980s, then why is he blowing up the COCAINE BOATS?

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why doesn’t Fallout Boy have the elevators at their concerts rigged to not say GOING DOWN but to say GOING DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND

@petewentz @falloutboy

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@RealCandaceO So what got revealed? I don’t see anything.

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I’ve made it this far in life without knowing what the hell a credit union is.

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Men think they don’t have to wear sunscreen if they wear a hat and sunglasses

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Serious question. If the British always eat beans on toast as their breakfast, is farting a bigger problem in Britain/UK?

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@LinkedIn Yes my account was hacked and someone tried to post a fake job post from me you gotta give me a path to change my PW and get my account back for the sake of my career development. WTF, Hit me up!

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What’s the harshest insult in Ether? @Complex @ComplexMusic @XXL

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All adventurous women do.

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@nathanfielder IS THE MODERN DAY ANDY KAUFMAN.

You heard it here first.

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@nathanfielder IS THE MODERN DAY ANDY KAUFMAN. You heard it here first.

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1 Gorilla vs The Knicks

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Why anytime I see 2 women talking they always looked shocked at something being said but you never see grown men looking shocked. I haven’t experienced genuine shock since the Bush administration.

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Only tweeting this bc @BenStiller has been commenting on Severance posts

My pet theory (pun not intended) is that the ultimate reveal will be that all the characters are animals

MDR are livestock (see: Helly’s 1st line, desks)
MN & Ricken=goats; Drummond=bear
Jame=Shepherd Dog

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If the right way to watch Love Is Blind is with a blanket over your TV then the right way to watch White Lotus is on Lorazepam

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The takeaway I got from Netflix’s Apple Cider Vinegar is why IT guys should never fraternize with regular office peasants

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You’ve gotta take life with a grain of salt. Amphetamine and Dextroamphetamine salt, to be exact.

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Oh so JD stands for James David

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What do we think Ja Rule does for money now? Wrong answers only.
@50cent

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I’m so smitten by how gorgeous and hilarious @leahmckendrick is in her movie Scrambled. I now I learned on IMDB that this is her true story and that she also wrote and directed this great film?! She has a new fan. We love a good funny redhead filmmaker with a new voice.