Barb

Editor. Aspiring wordsmith. Fledgling photographer. Possibly a stick figure.

[Barb @AWittyBarb]

Is this a Mochi? Is this a donut? Maybe it's a mochi donut 🤔

[Barb @AWittyBarb]

You forgot to do something. What was it? Was it important? They'll never tell you. They'll just sit and judge you.

[Barb @AWittyBarb]

Your Mochi has experienced a system failure.

Please reset your Mochi by applying churu directly to his mouth. If a full reset is not achieved, two churus may be used

Side effects include zoomies, climbing to the top of the cat tower, and screaming at the ceiling.

In rare instances, your Mochi may require an additional treatment of cuddles. Proceed with caution.

[Barb @AWittyBarb]

Are all fluffy black kitties vampires? Or is there some other reason for their fang teeth always being on display.

Mister seems to use his claws more than his teeth, though. And he prefers to bite feet instead of necks.

I guess that makes him a confused vampire.

[Barb @AWittyBarb]

If you buy this cow bed from Chewy, please be aware that it might cause your cat to grow extra legs that are a different color.

[Barb @AWittyBarb]

They say Khajiit has wares, if you have coin. But also: Mochi has produce, if you have churu.

It is good produce: smells like fresh air and dirt. The fresh air from the windows, not from the vents. And dirt so good you want to roll around in it.

Mochi did not roll around on the produce. Mochi didn’t even taste the produce. Mochi prefers churu.

Any kind of churu will do. The tubes, the little cups Mochi has to share, or the little chewy bites.

Mochi has round produce, Mochi has long skinny produce. Which do you want? The trade is easy.

Just remember: churu first, produce later.

[Barb @AWittyBarb]

It is Caturday, and Mochi has a surprise for you. Just come closer...

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Nobody will remember:
-your salary
-how busy you were
-how many hours you worked

People will remember:
-the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

[Flightradar24 @flightradar24]

Some celebrate with a party, some celebrate with fireworks, this pilot is celebrating America’s semiquincentennial with a very special flight. #America250

[Barb @AWittyBarb]

Mochi wonders when Diet Coke will come in a churu flavor.

[Barb @AWittyBarb]

Zoom for fangs.

[Barb @AWittyBarb]

Mochi Monday. He would like to skip right to churu time but no one will let him.

[Barb @AWittyBarb]

Must acquire the lavender at all costs.

[Barb @AWittyBarb]

Accomplishing big things in life. 😁

[Barb @AWittyBarb]

Mister understands Caturday.

[Tom Cardy @Tomycardy]

Gotta misplace ‘em all!