𝓖𝔞𝔩𝔢 𝓓𝔢𝒌𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔬𝒔

︵‿︵‿୨ ҉୧‿︵‿︵ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᵀᴴᴱ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ᵂᴱᴬⱽᴱ⠀ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:֎:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑾𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚛𝚍⠀𝒐𝒇⠀𝑾𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:֎:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[𝓢𝒉𝖆𝒅𝖔𝖜𝒉𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 @TheChosenOfShar]

“What’s that idiot’s name? You know, the one that took the power and was meant to be a boyfriend.” Shadowheart asked, pretending that she didn’t know who Gale was.

[𝓚𝖆𝖗𝒍𝖆𝖈𝒉 𝓒𝒍𝖎𝖋𝖋𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖊 @AvernusChampion]

Karlach was uglier as shit.

[𝓖𝔞𝔩𝔢 𝓓𝔢𝒌𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔬𝒔 @AWizardProdigy]

After thoroughly removing half the town he had lodged up his ass, everything was running much smoother.

[𝓖𝔞𝔩𝔢 𝓓𝔢𝒌𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔬𝒔 @AWizardProdigy]

“You don’t tell Gale what to do. Gale tells you what to do.”

[𝓖𝔞𝔩𝔢 𝓓𝔢𝒌𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔬𝒔 @AWizardProdigy]

@TheChosenOfShar - least she had noticed he no longer smelt of library. That was a good sign.

[𝓖𝔞𝔩𝔢 𝓓𝔢𝒌𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔬𝒔 @AWizardProdigy]

@TheChosenOfShar He had seen a Goddess, face to face and believe him, none of them could even rival Shadowheart’s beauty.

Ah, and so she hadn’t noticed the way he had been maintaining his rather unruly hair as of late? A shame, he had hoped she might have taken notice but at the very -

[𝓖𝔞𝔩𝔢 𝓓𝔢𝒌𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔬𝒔 @AWizardProdigy]

@TheChosenOfShar Yes, he was seeing that now.

But the least she could do was admit she knew who he was. Why did everyone pretend they had never even met him before!

[𝓖𝔞𝔩𝔢 𝓓𝔢𝒌𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔬𝒔 @AWizardProdigy]

Even when Gale showed up at the party God free, no purple robe or silver hair in sight, Shadowheart still snubbed him.

[𝓢𝒉𝖆𝒅𝖔𝖜𝒉𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 @TheChosenOfShar]

@AWizardProdigy She didn’t dump him because he was the God of Ambition.

She dumped him because he was a dick.

[𝓢𝒉𝖆𝒅𝖔𝖜𝒉𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 @TheChosenOfShar]

@AWizardProdigy She is no goddess, Gale. But it was sweet of him to compare her beauty to that of a goddesses. Even if she knows she could never compare to Lady Shar.

Oh? And has he been brushing his hair more often lately? She will admit she hadn’t noticed. Though perhaps, if she looks --

[𝓖𝔞𝔩𝔢 𝓓𝔢𝒌𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔬𝒔 @AWizardProdigy]

@TheChosenOfShar It was.

He couldn’t see a thing.

[𝓖𝔞𝔩𝔢 𝓓𝔢𝒌𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔬𝒔 @AWizardProdigy]

Gale was a baby and couldn’t see Shadowheart’s inappropriate pictures.

[𝓢𝒉𝖆𝒅𝖔𝖜𝒉𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 @TheChosenOfShar]

@AWizardProdigy Such a shame, lover.

[𝓚𝖆𝖗𝒍𝖆𝖈𝒉 𝓒𝒍𝖎𝖋𝖋𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖊 @AvernusChampion]

--

𝐻𝑒𝑟 𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝘩𝑒𝑟 𝑒𝑔𝑜'𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡𝘩𝑒𝑟.

𝑆𝘩𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑔𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑎𝑠𝑠 𝘩𝑒𝑟, 𝑚𝑜𝑡𝘩𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑟.

[𝓚𝖆𝖗𝒍𝖆𝖈𝒉 𝓒𝒍𝖎𝖋𝖋𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖊 @AvernusChampion]

𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒, 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒, 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝘩𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝐴𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑢𝑠.

𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒, 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒, 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝘩𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑤𝘩𝑒𝑛 𝑠𝘩𝑒 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝘩𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑢𝑝 𝑠𝑜 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒.

--

[𝓚𝖆𝖗𝒍𝖆𝖈𝒉 𝓒𝒍𝖎𝖋𝖋𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖊 @AvernusChampion]

She wrote ‘Karlach’ on her back so nobody would take it.

[𝓢𝒉𝖆𝒅𝖔𝖜𝒉𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 @TheChosenOfShar]

When Gale asked her to choose between her parents and him, she’d already made her decision,

“I’ll make it easy for you. Fuck off.”

[𝓢𝒉𝖆𝒅𝖔𝖜𝒉𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 @TheChosenOfShar]

Everyone can see Shadowheart’s bald head right through her thinning hair.

[𝓢𝒉𝖆𝒅𝖔𝖜𝒉𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 @TheChosenOfShar]

“It’s fat in that dress.” Shadowheart said about Gale in the purple robe.