@ThatEricAlper The emcee overhears the story and asks if he can use it in the ceremony and is told "Sure, but it's complete BS". Of course, the emcee uses it. I think about it every time I hear something that sounds like BS and say to my self. That girl had a wooden leg...
@ThatEricAlper One I think about often is "And that girl had a wooden leg" from the movie "Smile" about a beauty contest. There is a scene in which someone is giving the contestants a long inspirational pep talk about a previous winner which ends with "And that girl has a wooden leg"