𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐕𝐨𝐝𝐤𝐚 𝐀𝐮𝐧𝐭, 𝐏𝐇.𝐃.

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

ʟʏᴀɴɴᴀ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ

ᴘʀᴏꜰᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴠᴏᴅᴋᴀ ᴀᴜɴᴛ ᴘʜ.ᴅ

-Yo, it's #Kenz
-Modern ASoIaF/GoT

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

Yo, @AStarOfDawn. I've got a six pack, popcorn, and Gremlins. You down?

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

Wait, I am an adult.

Damnit.

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

ARTHUR I NEED AN ADULT...

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

@ Benjen and Brandon

Suck on that.

[arya @tastefulrevenge]

Only because you’re my favorite .

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

....I don't think I wanna know.

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

Yes, please and thank you.

[arya @tastefulrevenge]

okay I’m done almost giving auntie @AWolfInHeels a stroke by pretending to hit on Baratheons.

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

Oh thank the gods.

[arya @tastefulrevenge]

I carry both.

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

Oh he can though.

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

Is it too late to equip Sansa and Arya with a switchblade and mace or....

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

Divorce papers.

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

Rhaegar, I need you to sign some papers for me.

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

He's always been dramatic. It makes sense.

[𝙻𝚈𝚁𝙰 @CANDIDLYSPEAKNG]

then I get his decision to take the black.

(she's kidding)

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

I don't doubt that for a minute, Cat.

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

Fuck, now I want a burger.

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

He'll sulk for a week, so be prepared for that.

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

*in

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

Our banners are so simple I'm comparison. Wolves have little need to boast quite so blatantly.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝒔𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒏𝒚 ᵗʸᵖᵉ, 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑘𝑠 @PRETTYPIAPAYS]

thANK YOU! it's a yearly event, truly.

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

Washing that thing should be considered a human rights violation.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝒔𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒏𝒚 ᵗʸᵖᵉ, 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑘𝑠 @PRETTYPIAPAYS]

show some simpathy for the people who have to wash the banner

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

Sometimes I even forget Ned's older than me. I slipped and called him my little brother one day and Brandon never let him live it down.

[𝐋𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @AWolfInHeels]

Yet he deals with it anyway.

[𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐍. @warcfwinter]

(disembodied voice)

no he does not allow it