Andrew Woods

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Every Ryan Day loss is the same lol…

• Terrible clock management
• Terrible FG kicking
• Defense on the field the entire second half
• Ultra conservative playcalling with a lead

[DividendBoomer @BoomerDivvies]

Sorry to say this but… $200k income is now middle class.

A person making $200k is taking home about $10,500/mo after tax.

Median spending by US family with two kids is $8,600

This leaves $2k for saving, investing and special purchases.

Middle class.

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

I was saying this 2 weeks ago. 90% of Jobs that require a degree from a 4 year could be trained to people with no degree in 6 months to a year.

The University system is a joke.

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

Billy this is Shohei Ohtani, he is quite literally the greatest talent to ever step foot on a baseball field.

His only defect is that he gets involved in massive multi million dollar scandals every season.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

FBI agents: "Alright Shohei, did you do it?"

Shohei Ohtani: *hits baseball 400 feet*

FBI agents: "he's innocent"

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

DETROIT’S 15 1/2 GAME LEAD ON CLEVELAND IS NOW DOWN TO 5 !!

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Cleveland liquor store owners when they see the Browns QB depth chart every year.

[Paul Dolan’s Thoughts @DolansThoughts]

We are hopeful that Khal Stephan can give us three good years and then we can trade him for young assets with maximum team control. Or he signs a lowball contract extension that is backloaded and we trade him after four years.

That’s #GuardsBall #thrifty #frugal

[Andrew Woods @AWooDS_7]

The @CleGuardians are a scum franchise. Can’t identify talent. Can’t keep talent. Won’t pay for talent. Been ripping the city off for years. Sell

[Stephen @Scuba_Steve26]

Luis Ortiz when he saw Emmanuel Clase spike a first pitch slider in the dirt

[Neet @neet_sol]

happy friday wage slaves

[Mike DeFabo @MikeDeFabo]

Home run derby announcers in 2025: "With a launch angle to 46 degrees and a bat speed of 103, he hit that ball 476 feet."

Home run derby of my youth: "BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK"

[Andrew Woods @AWooDS_7]

@BetWithBlake Dirk was better

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize.., Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Things that don’t need improving:

Guinness
Alice In Chains
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Shower Beer
Boat Beer
Ski Lodge Beer
Dive Bars
Football on a brisk fall day
Lord of the Rings
Sapporo Classic
Creed

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

fuck that, come get bottomless apps

[Paul Dolan’s Thoughts @DolansThoughts]

I can’t afford Cecconi

#GuardsBall #thrifty #frugal #Guardiwins