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@AMAZlNGNATURE World’s longest burp

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Hey @duolingo - your AI is pretty good, but Lilly keeps picking up what she says and claims I said it. The listening needs to be improved, it’s picking up its own language instead of waiting for me to speak.

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@PauloMacro @heroguy360 Kd6 blocks the bishop behind the queen.

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@heroguy360 Kc7+, forcing Qxc7, which leaves the window for Qa6# ?

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@BySamDiGiovanni I dig it!

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Pretty crazy how phones used to ring and we’d answer them. #WeTweet

[MC Bets @MCbets__]

Share this video instead of the play

This is the man and family were all praying for 🙏🏻

[Dario Perkins @darioperkins]

The IMF hates energy price caps @IsabellaMWeber

[The Black Keys @theblackkeys]

We’ve been seeing a lot of negative feedback from concerned parents about The Black Keys “Dropout Boogie” tour coming to their town. We’ve decided to hold a Town Hall Q&A to address these concerns - Standby for updates.

https://t.co/wr3sUEPn97

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@TheJeffBridges The Dude abides 👏👏

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@SachaBaronCohen continues to illustrate with poise, facts and logic. And his satire is fucking hilarious. A welcomed reprieve.

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

Donald Trump says I'm a creep. I say he's an existential threat to democracy.

That's why I released Borat before the election.

There's only one week left.

Please VOTE! (Or you will be execute)

https://t.co/XV7Tf8CfKo

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@uncbroker1 @YouTubeTV @Google Lol. I never pimped Hulu. #Google4lyfe 😉

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@uncbroker1 @YouTubeTV @Google That extra $15 a month really gonna break the bank huh?? Have fun calling Spectrum for customer service and signing up for an annual contract.

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@uncbroker1 @YouTubeTV @Google 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@UNCBarstool Hector’s 😢

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@HayekAndKeynes @CapitalComped @nntaleb Which book??

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@EWRairport flight UA 1415 has been sitting on the runway for an hour after landing. Wtf?! At least give them an update as to why

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Hey @accnetwork your feed for this ND v UNC game is 🗑

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@uncbroker1 Great pic!!

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Bleak New Estimates in Drug Epidemic: A Record 72,000 Overdose Deaths in 2017 via @NYTimes https://t.co/OklLADVoT1