If you’re a girl and you don’t have a group of guy friends that roast you 24/7 I feel bad for you bc them mfs made my skin thick as hell. Ain’t no one telling me something i havent already heard from those assholes
Dear Church,
Stop gathering around the name of Jesus while ignoring the ways of Jesus.
Remember the poor.
Visit the prisoner.
Feed the hungry.
Clothe the naked.
Welcome the stranger.
Deliver the oppressed.
Serve the least.
And rise for the marginalized.
He waits for us there.
I spent too many years believing my testimony was too "boring" bc I grew up in church, was saved at 9 years old, & have walked in the faith. BUT I've since learned
1. That perspective is absurdly me-centered &
2. Every testimony is a miracle & testament to the glory of Jesus.
When somebody asks you, "who you being cute for" just because you have a skirt on. Dude, I just didn't want to wear pants, I am not trying to be cute...
My biggest pet peeve is when people call the hospital to ask for a phone number and when you start to give them the number they say, "wait, let me find a pen." 🙄
So I'm at Walmart returning 37 pool noodles (because youth ministry) & rather than explaining the whole story of why I'm a grown man returning 37 pool noodles; when asked "Reason for return?" I just said: "The shopping list said noodles, but not what kind... boy was my wife mad."
My new blog is up! I am excited to share with you guys what God has put on my heart the last few weeks through @angiesmith19 and her book "Chasing God." You should read it, it's a definite life changer!! https://t.co/Wcs0K60Vb7