Dave M

My goal here is twofold, make you laugh and inspire you. Proud Navy vet.

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@bette_oh Follow the money. Who donated to Biden or, rather, who owns him?

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@mulderlr No, no it doesn't. Especially when people touch it or try to think.

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@JustinandErinJ1 @coalese @GregSandberg5 Honored to have served!!

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@JustinandErinJ1 @JackPosobiec 🤣🤣 Mine too

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@mulderlr @DeebsFLA Love the snipping tool!!

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@hiphopsince76 Bouncer at a bar and McDonald's...kinda glad I didn't get either one.

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@ditkaofficial Love cooking steaks on my cast iron

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@JustinandErinJ1 Funny how all of the sudden they're finding all these children, isn't it?

[Eric Weinstein @ericweinstein]

This. This is every interracial family in America. Every friendship across color lines. Every employer who hired an employee who she respects even with opposite politics.

Stop telling us how much our parents & brothers and co-workers hate us.
It’s untrue:

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@EmersenLee She used to be so pretty, but a headcase...what happened?

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@mulderlr @tiarrabanks1 @EmersenLee Definitely creepy, I wouldn't be able to sleep around that thing.

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@BetteDavisI 🤣🤣🤣

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@BetteDavisI Prove more people wrong, please.

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@Lrihendry Sorry, I was working.

[Awakened Self @Awakened_Self]

If I could give you one thought, it would be to lift someone up. Lift a stranger up…The very idea of lifting someone up will lift you, as well.

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@JustinandErinJ1 There needs to be more ofthis being shown on the news

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@mulderlr @EmersenLee Guilty here

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@ditkaofficial You're pretty popular today. All of the people coming @ you has to make you laugh.

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@mulderlr @mchooyah As she should

[Dave M @AZDaveM]

@BetteDavisI Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.