Arizona Legislature

Lawmaking in the wild, wild west! A satirical account...

[Arizona Legislature @AZLawmakers]

#FF We don't usually appreciate incubator lawmakers but @TerriProud makes us just that...

[Arizona Legislature @AZLawmakers]

phew! It's been a long day of looking after my best interests. Dinner better be on the table when I get home from titty bar happy hour!

[Arizona Legislature @AZLawmakers]

Sounds like we aren't listening to you? Trust us, we know what's best for your family. You're just a dumb liberal if you disagree.

[Arizona Legislature @AZLawmakers]

Since we don't believe in public schools, these new rules will help reduce our budget by decreasing enrollment. Homeschooling the best!

[Arizona Legislature @AZLawmakers]

Once HB2719 passes, we'll be doing away with the silly Drug-Free School Zones, too. Free markets will prevail! #buildsCharacter

[Arizona Legislature @AZLawmakers]

A provision of the bill states that incubators may keep their shoe collections but only wear them in the kitchen. We love compromise!

[Arizona Legislature @AZLawmakers]

In honor of International Women's Day, we're introducing a bill mandating women now be referred to as "Incubators." aMEN.

[Arizona Legislature @AZLawmakers]

Team America, FUCK YEAH!

[Matt Roberts @CactusElections]

our uss missouri gun barrel is loaded up and ready to go. gotta love the flag! http://t.co/fx8W4E1D