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[🌮🍻💩🖖🎙💻🏀🏈⚾🐐 @AZ_DesertDevil]

Co-worker: “Why is it so cold in here?” 🙀
Me: “Because winter is coming...”😑
Other co-workers: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Pat Forde @ByPatForde]

If this isn’t the greatest individual play in football history, it is certainly the greatest play in punter history. My gosh.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

This Day In 1963: JFK is shot & killed. The tragedy caught by Abraham Zapruder, who sells rights to the 28-second video Time/Life for $150K ($1.26M in today’s $). In 1975, Zapruders get rights back for $1. Government buys it from Zapruders in 1999 for $16M

[🌮🍻💩🖖🎙💻🏀🏈⚾🐐 @AZ_DesertDevil]

.@TheRewatchables should check out Enter the Dragon

[God @almightygod]

I have been involved in a consensual relationship with an angel. I understand this power dynamic is problematic, therefore I will step down as God until a replacement can be appointed.

[🌮🍻💩🖖🎙💻🏀🏈⚾🐐 @AZ_DesertDevil]

My homie King taking care of business.
https://t.co/8GHJkFuIcC

[🌮🍻💩🖖🎙💻🏀🏈⚾🐐 @AZ_DesertDevil]

This tweet.

[Eric Rosenthal @ericsports]

What’s the worst thing you were ever given when trick-or-treating?

[🌮🍻💩🖖🎙💻🏀🏈⚾🐐 @AZ_DesertDevil]

Trump. He doesn’t deserve an afterlife.

[God @almightygod]

Name one human I should spare from the coming tribulations.

[🌮🍻💩🖖🎙💻🏀🏈⚾🐐 @AZ_DesertDevil]

You f$#@& don’t deserve to see my sweet #Halloween game. That’s how lit I am.

[🌮🍻💩🖖🎙💻🏀🏈⚾🐐 @AZ_DesertDevil]

Did the #Rockets blow game 7 SAS?

[🌮🍻💩🖖🎙💻🏀🏈⚾🐐 @AZ_DesertDevil]

Lots of former #Dbacks playing for a ring, and why are they there (rhetorical question)?

[John Gambadoro @Gambo987]

Dbacks fans - Scherzer to Corbin to Hudson

[🌮🍻💩🖖🎙💻🏀🏈⚾🐐 @AZ_DesertDevil]

Are you “the one” who can offset that convincingly, or are you more concerned with punching POTUS?

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

The cover of Time

[🌮🍻💩🖖🎙💻🏀🏈⚾🐐 @AZ_DesertDevil]

Fiddler on the roof - If I were a rich man (with subtitles) https://t.co/NpmpQyOZgR via @YouTube

[🌮🍻💩🖖🎙💻🏀🏈⚾🐐 @AZ_DesertDevil]

Tom Brady's multiple rush TDs against the Giants earned him a historic NFL record https://t.co/XJG8bQ3W4q

[Clayton Klapper @claytonklapper]

Have to say above the #Dodgers losing, I’m happiest for Daniel Hudson after all he had to overcome. Two Tommy John surgeries, cast off by the #Dbacks, five teams in three years, cut during spring training this season. Never let others tell you what you can’t do. #Nationals

[Vince Marotta @Vincemarotta]

Jimmy Johnson said Cardinals and Bengals don’t have head coaches and are “rudderless ships”. Wonder how many people said that about his 1-15 Cowboys team in 1988?

[🌮🍻💩🖖🎙💻🏀🏈⚾🐐 @AZ_DesertDevil]

A service that was ahead of its time.
MoviePass is shutting down 🎬 https://t.co/cWCz09JVJK

[RJ Bell @RJinVegas]

If you think Mike Tomlin just sucks, consider ...

NFL teams
From 2007 till 2012
when entering game w/a losing record (i.e., below .500)

Tomlin
7-0 SU (100%)

Rest of League
497-737-2 SU (40.3%)

Mike Tomlin didn't lose a game while having a losing record till his 7th season!

[RJ Bell @RJinVegas]

New England Patriots are ...
FIRST TEAM in 25 years to start season 2-0 SU while covering the Vegas spread by over 20 points in both games .

Going back to 1990, accomplished by:
1991 Houston Oilers (11-5, lost in Div Rd)
1994 Seattle Seahawks (6-10 reg season)
2019 #Patriots ...

[🌮🍻💩🖖🎙💻🏀🏈⚾🐐 @AZ_DesertDevil]

Fund her bank account soon...
#PleaseAWomanIn5Words

[🌮🍻💩🖖🎙💻🏀🏈⚾🐐 @AZ_DesertDevil]

“Tuna is too fishy. “
Ok, by that logic,
Chicken is too chickeny.
Beef is too beefy.
These are people we feed in America.
I’m sorry to the rest of the hungry world. I really am.