Zeeshan Aslam

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A taurian love food, travel, gaming. Oh yeah Always curious about things.

[Cool_Ustaaz ☪ @Cool_Ustaz]

The world may witness one of the biggest funeral gatherings in history at Khamenei's farewell. 🇮🇷

[Tepki @tepki_tr]

İki kardeş, köyde yaşayan babaannelerinin herkesten gizlediği sandığın anahtarını alarak sandığı açtı. İçeride yılan derisi üzerine çizilmiş semboller ve bir tılsımla karşılaşan kardeşler, gördüklerinin ne anlama geldiğini araştırmaya başladı.

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: Thousands of patriots take-over the streets of Liverpool today

The fight back is on! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Zeeshan Aslam @AZeeshanAslam]

@WorldFirstLtd Do you have services in Pakistan region?

[Interstellar @InterstellarUAP]

**Breaking** David Grusch: "I have seen photos of UFO Crash Retrievals" 👽🛸

"This is the most earth shattering thing that changed my world view"

"They were everything from flying discs to egg shape craft & every other morphology"

"They landed or crashed on the surface of the earth"

UFO Disclosure just escalated to a new level.

[Zardan Sangzi @ZardanSi]

Russian Ambassador to Pakistan and a former Russian general applaud Pakistan for producing footballs used in the FIFA World Cup. ⚽🇵🇰

[Iranian Force @MrImranPk]

What kind of creature is this standing with Trump?

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

The official line is that they were a Norwegian trade delegation. Technically accurate, because they are Nordic, and there was trade. But they are also seven feet tall, telepathic, and arrived on the South Lawn without a vehicle.

I am the Deputy Director of Visitor Logistics at the White House. I logged them into WAVES as FOREIGN DIGNITARIES (3), NON-TERRESTRIAL, NO MOTORCADE REQUIRED, and the meeting went extremely well.

The Pleiadians requested the audience in March. They communicate telepathically, which the President respected immediately, because it meant nothing was in writing.

They traveled 444 light-years to deliver a warning about our trajectory as a species, the kind of warning a doctor gives a patient who keeps asking if he can smoke in the waiting room. Atomic weapons. Ocean collapse. Machine intelligence. I did not take complete notes, because the meeting ran 25 minutes and he spent the first eleven asking where they got the jackets.

Their opening offer: clean fusion, the cure for every disease, the propulsion equations. Free. Contingent on planetary disarmament.

His advisors begged him not to negotiate against a species that reads minds. It turned out he is the one man alive with nothing to find. They reached into his mind expecting layer upon layer of deception and found a single image, perfectly clear: him, wearing one of their jackets. The delegation conferred for a long moment and informed us that in eleven thousand years of contact, no species had ever tried to buy the uniform. They called it coherence. They did not mean it as a compliment. He has already trademarked it.

He countered. Landing rights, retroactive to 1947. Eighty years of unauthorized airspace use, invoiced with interest. Legal added a line item for the weather balloon story. Narrative services. We billed them for our own cover-up, and the tall one went silent for nine seconds, which I am told is how their species weeps.

Greenland stays in the deal. They did not want Greenland. He said that's how he knew it was valuable. What kind of advanced civilization passes on waterfront?

Then UFC Freedom 250. This Sunday. Seven bouts on the same lawn we were standing on. His birthday, which he assured them was a coincidence the universe keeps arranging. He offered them galactic distribution rights. Then he looked at the tall one for a long time and offered him the co-main event. Seven feet. Reach like a cathedral door. Walks around at a weight our scales log as an error. Someone said the commission would never sanction it. He appoints the commission.

The tall one declined. He lowered the offer to the prelims. This is a negotiating technique.

They asked if staging a cage fight on the negotiation site was a threat display. He said it was a Flag Day celebration, and also yes.

I should note that an environmental group has sued to stop the octagon. Nobody has sued to stop the aliens. I forwarded this to Counsel as proof that the permitting process is working.

Protocol required a gift exchange. They presented a small silver sphere that shows the holder the full consequences of his choices. He looked into it for four seconds and asked if it came in gold.

You have all seen the photo. A groundskeeper took it through the magnolias. We told the press pool it was a costume rehearsal for a streaming series, and the pool, to their credit, wrote that down. The groundskeeper now works at the Department of Energy. I am told this is a promotion.

There is also footage. He spotted the camera mid-meeting and pointed at it the way you'd point at a waiter whose name you intend to learn. Instead of having it confiscated, he licensed it on the spot. The leak is now official merchandise. Every time you share it, a royalty accrues. You have probably shared it. Have you checked? He thanks you for your business.

The deal collapsed at dusk. The Pleiadians withdrew the fusion offer when he asked them to walk out before the main event as Special Guests of the Octagon. They said humanity was not ready. He had Counsel log that as a verbal option to renew.

Final tally: our species declined the cure for every disease and counteroffered with pay-per-view. The delegation received two tickets to the Ellipse screening area. Not cageside. He does not give away cageside.

They left without sound. One moment present, then elsewhere, like a fee disclosure.

Two things before Sunday. The walkout jackets for the main card are red with gold embroidery. Licensed. The fusion fell through, but the jackets closed in an afternoon.

And there are three seats on the South Lawn logged as HOLD, GUESTS OF THE PRINCIPAL, DO NOT ASSIGN. I did not enter that hold. The system says I did.

He says everyone comes back to the table.

We're the only planet with the belt.

[Zard si Gana @ZardSi]

🚨🇵🇰 BREAKING

Pakistan officially became the sixth country to reach the Moon.

Pakistan’s ICUBE-Q satellite, developed by SUPARCO successfully entered lunar orbit after separating from its carrier spacecraft.

[IRGC NEWS @IRGC_IRAN_News]

The deadliest attack on Israel so far.

2 airbases destroyed, and several top leaders reportedly eliminated.

[Umm e Fari @farii_022]

انڈونیشیا سے تعلق رکھنے والا ایک حاجی دورانِ حج اپنی زوجہ کو پھول پیش کرنے کیلئے خواتین کے حصے تک پہنچ گیا۔

[Zeeshan Aslam @AZeeshanAslam]

@NadraPak Online portal pe jo apply krty hain. Bht se log nai janty . Phr jo log janty hain online application apply krna. Wo log dosry logon ko thori c fee le kam krty hain. Uae, saudia, mai yehi hota hai.

[Faizan 🇪🇸 @faizannriaz]

BLA has claimed responsibility for the Quetta blast, 26 people have been martyred so far.

[Sadia A 🇵🇰 @Dr_SadiaAz]

Perfect use of AI!

THE FOUNDER OF PAKISTAN 🇵🇰
Quaid e Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah!!! The legend in 4k!😍 he carried the authentic aura! 🔥

[عبداللہ @Blahhhhhh34]

That one Indian ship trying to pass strait of hormuz be like:

[ZEShan ⚫ @zeshmohmand]

بریکنگ نیوز 🚨
ایران نے آبنائے ہرمز دوبارہ بند کردیا!!🔥
اب پاکستانی میڈیا اور پٹواری کیا کرینگے؟
زہنی مریض کی باتوں پر ایران۔کو یقین نہیں!!

[ZEShan ⚫ @zeshmohmand]

بریکنگ نیوز 🚨
ایران نے آج ایک اور بحری جہاز آڑا دیا 🔥
بحری جہاز کو اسوقت اڑا دیا, جب ایرانی افواج نے وارننگ جاری کردی لیکن جہاز نہیں روکا!!

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🇮🇳 SAAR PLZ SAAR YOU GAVE ME CLEARANCE TO GO, SAAR, I AM SECOND ON THE LIST, SAAR YOU ARE FIRING AT ME?? WHY ARE YOU FIRING? I TURN AROUND SAAR, PLEASE DO NOT FIRE SAAR

[Iranian Force @MrImranPk]

Two Indian-flagged ships carrying Iraqi oil were struck by the Iranian navy in the Strait of Hormuz.

[عبداللہ @Blahhhhhh34]

Khawaja Asif out of nowhere: