abigail zismer

[abby @abigailpetersn]

Kinda wanna fall in love, kinda wanna fall off a cliff.

[Sam Perez @samantha_perez_]

A customer at my job found out her mans is cheating on her and she’s looking for an outfit to confront him in

Her: “ I’ll be back tomorrow morning and let you know how it went ”

This is why I love my job HAHA

[abby @abigailpetersn]

I’m convinced you’re in denial and are secretly in love with me, too.

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Waitress: "How's your foo-"

Me:

[boz @tboz901]

*wakes up*

My brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it

Me:
*skips class*

[Cmac @CarterMcLellan1]

*white girls*

Hey mom how long should I microwave a turkey for???

Their mom: you shouldn’t

*white girls*

😂😂😭😭💀💀

[Tee Dog @trapplarrd]

I might be slighter better than Lebron

[Christian Larson @larson_47]

*Mo Bamba comes on for the 18th time at the same party*

My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me:
“I GOT HOOOOOOOOOES”

[abigail zismer @AZismer]

Guy- “revs truck”
Me- “too bad your truck looks like a vagina.”

[CBS News @CBSNews]

ACT OF LOVE: This 99-year-old man walks six miles every single day -- no matter the weather -- to visit his wife in the hospital. And listening to him talk about her will renew your faith in love. https://t.co/T914GFyN1h

[Amber @amberlee2323]

ABC FAMILY CHANGED THEIR 13 NIGHTS OF HALLOWEEN TO 31 NIGHTS OF HALLOWEEN STARTING OCTOBER 1ST!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!💀