Alan B'Stard MP

I am Alan Beresford B'Stard. MP, largest majority in the House as a former Conservative back bencher, mastermind of New Labour & political genius. [Tribute]

[Alan B'Stard MP @A_BStardMP]

@bit_rude @YouTube Splendid idea.

[Alan B'Stard MP @A_BStardMP]

Happy 60th Birthday, old boy. #RikMayallDay #RikMayall #RememberingRik

[ComedyQuotes @quotesfrmcomedy]

#FollowFriday are you following

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he's got the largest majority in the house of commons you know

[Remembering Rik @Remembering_Rik]

#RememberingRik #RikMayall 😂

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#5thOfNovember #GuyFawkesNight #VoteBStard

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#SexminsterScandal #WestminsterScandal #VoteBStard

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#SexminsterScandal #WestminsterScandal #VoteBStard

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#SexminsterScandal #WestminsterScandal #VoteBStard

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#SexminsterScandal #WestminsterScandal #VoteBStard

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@BlueEyedGirl_xx

[Lisa @BlueEyedGirl_xx]

This came up in my timehop so I read the thread again. I love winding up people who just randomly tag me! 😂 Illiterate hippy 😂😂😂 @A_BStardMP https://t.co/MbE940l34Z

[Alan B'Stard MP @A_BStardMP]

@BlueEyedGirl_xx I am not sure how I can ever overcome such brutal rejection.

[Alan B'Stard MP @A_BStardMP]

@BlueEyedGirl_xx Oh dear...

[Remembering Rik @Remembering_Rik]

Alan B'Stard first appeared on our screens in The New Statesman 30 years ago today. Favourite moments?

#RememberingRik #RikMayall

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@BlueEyedGirl_xx

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Happy Anniversary, old chap. @mauricegran #NewStatesman30 #TNS30 #VoteBStard

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#GE2017 #hungparliament #GeneralElection

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3 years. #RIPRikMayall #RikMayall #VoteBStard

[Alex Pollard @alexelxir]

Make sure you get off your arse and vote today in the #GeneralElection2017 https://t.co/r92XO9raoJ

[Lisa @BlueEyedGirl_xx]

@A_BStardMP Why #VoteBStard when you can just fix the ballot boxes anyway? 😏