Briggs

[Briggs @A_Briggs_tx]

Someone: “You’re from Texas?, What’s that like?”

Me:

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

President Trump predicted if Joe Biden was elected, you’d see $5, $6, and even $7 gas.

He was right. Again.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😛 🍿

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

in case u need to lose a boner fast

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

The richest man in the world:

- smokes weed in public
- creates memes
- roasts people on twitter
- is divorced three times

Message? If you want to be rich and successful you should be a menace to society

[JRNY Crypto @JRNYcrypto]

🎃 MY BIGGEST GIVEAWAY YET 🎃

A Mutant Ape from @BoredApeYC, worth around 4 ETH (Almost $20k USD)

All you have to do to enter is Retweet this and make sure you're following me so I can DM the winner

1 random winner be be selected on Nov 1st at 8pm PST

#Giveaway #NFT

[Dogelon Mars @DogelonMars]

We are pleased to announce our plunge into the DeFi and NFT ecosystems.

Check out our new post for more information on what you can expect from our releases and how you can use your $ELON in the near future!

https://t.co/bu1VLQMNzX
#dogelon #dogelonmars #nft #defi $elon $xelon

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

You don’t get rich by being smart, having good grades or landing a high paying job.

You get rich by learning how to trade meme coins and make your coffee at home.

[Dogelon Mars @DogelonMars]

Soon.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Gateway to Mars

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

No

[Cal Lutheran Athletics @CLUSports]

The 2021 Baseball SCIAC Postseason Tournament starts tomorrow!

@CLUBaseball will host a game on Friday before traveling to Chapman for the rest of the tournament.

Release: https://t.co/0sDL3kHJiT

#GoKingsmen | #OwnTheThrone

[Cal Lutheran Athletics @CLUSports]

Game Day!

@CLUBaseball start the SCIAC Postseason Tournament at 3 with La Verne!

#GoKingsmen | #OwnTheThrone

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

Who is in charge because it ain’t this guy, and they’re not gonna let him do this much longer...

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX launching satellite Doge-1 to the moon next year

– Mission paid for in Doge
– 1st crypto in space
– 1st meme in space

To the mooooonnn!!

https://t.co/xXfjGZVeUW

[berghof baptisté @J_MilesGHOST]

Just found out he hit a two run homer to finish an 8 run comeback lmfao you need to just shut the fuck up and let the kids play their game

[relatable @byreIatable]

Warning to incoming college freshmen...you may think you can do an 8 am or even a 9 am lecture, but truth is you won’t even be able to do an 11 am

[TJ Cooney 🚀 @TJ_Cooney]

We don’t have enough rocket above cloud photos, we should fix that

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

When she deletes all the pictures of her boyfriend from social

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

Legit pathetic.