Audrey Nicole Bevill

We are but feeble beings asked to live in a world filled with hunters. 🐍💀🐺

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

😅 but like.. really though?

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

Man, four in a row must be a new record.

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

Do you ever just… wonder how you got here? How every step you took in your life led you to the EXACT place and time you are in right now? How every person who broke you, made you fit- even with all your jagged edges- perfectly with someone else?

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

Do the things that make you happy- even if the men think you can’t. 💎

#NePoPo #IGP #IPO #schutzhund #protectionwork #germanshepherd #GSD

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

God what I’d give to be that one thing that just kept the front of someone’s mind occupied.

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

I don’t know why I was ever stupid enough to think that new boobs would make me feel better. Like.. I just want to feel good enough.

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

LOL. It’d be real cool if I could feel like I am enough. Me. As I am. But hey, I guess that’s a “me” problem. 😅 guess I’ll just go curl into a ball and die. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

Nothing gets better than the sinking feeling you get when shit goes wrong. 🥂 just call my life the titanic cause I’m constantly sinking.

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

Things clients say, a saga:
Me: your dog is aggressive with other dogs, so he/she will not be allowed any group time as a safety to the other dogs here.
Them: Why isn’t my dog in the group? We take him/her to the dog park all the time and he/she is fine! Just a little rough.

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

Things clients say, a saga:

*client dropping dog off for boarding*
Me: you have his food and everything in your truck?
Client: no… do I need that?
Me: well, if you want him to eat, then it would probably be a good idea😂
Client: oh. Yea I have to run home and get that.

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

Things clients say, a saga:

Me: did you bring any training tools with you today?
Them: what training tools?
Me: eCollar, prong collar, slip lead, buckle leash… those are all training tools.
Them: oh no. We don’t need any of that.

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

I think my favorite thing is falling asleep listening to my husband playing guitar.

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

Just in case anyone cares, this is the same baby from the first picture.

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

Baby bears and mausy. 😍💎🐁

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

Get you a man who treats your dog like a tiny human. 😂

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

😂😂😂

[Audrey Nicole Bevill @A_ClarkBar]

Dude, why do these old ass people think it’s so smart to get these young ass dogs they can’t handle? I don’t understand. Now I gotta come to your house and fix it. He bit you once. How many times you gonna let that happen?