Amy Jacob

When one door closes, another opens.

[Amy Jacob @A_Cob]

Can Margaret Atwood see the future? She’s truly been ahead of her time.

[Amy Jacob @A_Cob]

After 33 long years, happy retirement day to my pops! No more asking me to verify whether his emails are grammatically (and politically) correct lol.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Whoever keeps those Arizona iced teas at $0.99 should be in charge of inflation

[V ØR VØSS @NL_Vossi]

Drake gonna drop some bars like “woman of my dreams having a baby & I ain’t responsible, when that shit get Rocky I hope she hit my line As Soon As Possible”

[Nutty Pin @nutty_pin]

Here’s a thread for words of 23 emotions that people feel but can’t explain

[Amy Jacob @A_Cob]

Def need to revisit some of these options (plus this is missing Umami Burger), but I think I’ll go with Shake Shack for now.

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

Who wins this burger bracket? 🍔

#NationalBurgerDay

[Sapna Maheshwari @sapna]

it took a pandemic for QR codes to finally have their moment

[Faith Salie @Faith_Salie]

Let’s remember that Beverly Cleary wrote a book in the 70s in which Ramona’s mom goes to work full-time, making her the sole breadwinner, & she doesn’t have time to sew Ramona’s Christmas pageant costume, so Ramona wears PJs.

A toast to Beverly Cleary from moms who work.

[Amy Jacob @A_Cob]

Lol what an entertaining thread

[d ☆ @itsxdianaa]

men with Bible names be doing the worst shit

[preet  @yungbiryanii]

dj: all the moderna mamis and pfizer papis let hear you make some noise!!

[Red Canary Song @RedCanarySong]

Eight workers in massage parlors have been killed in Atlanta. This is horrific, and is indicative of the violence that massage workers face daily. We are saddened and angered to learn of this, and we are sending our love to the workers in Atlanta.
https://t.co/jHJ45Bwo4l

[Amy Jacob @A_Cob]

@Gunstar_Ace Yup...I don’t envy you!

[Amy Jacob @A_Cob]

Pretty sure the majority of my time at work is spent hunting for files on the drive.

[Amy Jacob @A_Cob]

@SharathSAbraham Oh yes. Since I work in marketing/communications/, I also create an “_archive” folder within each project folder to save all previous versions for record.

[Amy Jacob @A_Cob]

Lmao, the accuracy

[Satirical Mommy @SatiricalMommy]

Want your husband to call you more? Send him to the grocery store alone.

[Amy Jacob @A_Cob]

Repeat after The Rock indeed 👏🏽

[E! News @enews]

Repeat after The Rock. ❤️ #InternationalWomensDay (📷: Instagram/Getty)

[Mohanlal @Mohanlal]

The success of #Drishyam2 is a testament to the fact that cinema lovers across the world always appreciate good work and support it.

It is the love and support of the cinema loving public that continues to inspire us to constantly better ourselves.
2/3

[Cindy PikaChu Swing ✨朱良蒨 (she/her) 🌸✨ @iamcindychu]

I beg my non-Asian allies and friends to share this. There has been a great proliferation of violent attacks against Asian Americans, many of them our elders, including some which have ended in murder/death. Help bring awareness to this problem so we can try to prevent any more!

[Amy Jacob @A_Cob]

Can we get an Amen? 👏🏽