Damp Squirrel

Just a squirrel striving to Make America Great Again, and avenge my brother, Peanut.

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For those of you angry about what the Department of Government Efficiency and @elonmusk are doing, take a look at this scenario 🧵
Before you take off on a plane, you get a safety briefing. One thing reviewed are the masks that drop down in a depressurization event.

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@FoxNews This is Mamdani’s NYC

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@elonmusk Anyone still putting trust in MSM has been brainwashed and has no hope.

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@hasanthehun Don’t worry, we are.

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@hasanthehun It’s so funny you don’t know that nuclear weapons and nuclear power are not even remotely the same.

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@catturd2 Who could have ever seen this coming?

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@MarioNawfal I truly believe Chinese propaganda is the cause of the data center skepticism. What better way to win the AI race than if your opponent doesn’t want to win it?

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@hasanthehun That’s… not nukes. But then again, people who shock their dogs likely can’t read.

Enrichment for energy is not anywhere close to what is needed for weapons.

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@DefiyantlyFree I truly believe she was infatuated with Charlie, and Erika is a target of jealousy induced hatred. It’s such a shame because I used to like Candace.

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@NoNoAnon09 @FoxNews @AlexandriaHoff No… I’m saying these communist/socialist candidates are communist lol. They admit it!

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@PaulEugene262 @FoxNews @AlexandriaHoff Uh oh someone has their knickers in a twist!

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@hasanthehun any guesses on what/who caused that massive dip right in the middle?

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@FmrRepMTG Oh hush, you’ve lost your spotlight and now you’re mad.

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@MarioNawfal How about we just arrest mamdani and call it a day?

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@GuntherEagleman I’m tired after just reading his schedule. How he manages all of it is beyond me

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@WesternLensman “I’m going to take a picture of a zebra to prove it isn’t real!” - the left.

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Here’s how the US could solve the Houthi/Iran/radical Islam problem in a day:
Basically project blue beam.
These islamists only take orders from their religion. What if we “project” Mohammed into the sky with drones or whatever else, and have “Mohammed” order them to be peaceful? Have him tell them they got the Quran wrong and they should get along with everyone.

We’ve got to have the tech to be able to do this, right? Maybe @elonmusk could get it done.

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@MarioNawfal The Saudis are proof that if you put your insane ideals of Islam aside, you can be prosperous and have a relationship with the west that is something other than blowing each other up. Take notes, Iran.

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@Breaking911 The Pelosi’s will be in shambles!

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@libsoftiktok This is terrible! They just had a rough patch, everyone does! Will deporting them make any of us safer?? Nope!! Americans commit crimes too!