Avance Devers

[Avance Devers @A_Devz]

Today my professor said “College is the only time in life when you are compared to others to heavily; once you graduate no one cares how long your path to success takes you as long as you get there” and that I feel is SO IMPORTANT to hear.

[Avance Devers @A_Devz]

@kayestes @milesveddder If he’s papa then I’m papa

[Avance Devers @A_Devz]

My last chance to enter the #MTNDEWMAJORMELON count, so here we go: [706] Let me know how I did. Have you counted yet? Check out the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/4udUEc7EAw

[Avance Devers @A_Devz]

I counted [562] #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/4udUEc7EAw

[Avance Devers @A_Devz]

@MountainDew 237!!!

[Avance Devers @A_Devz]

@hartjack_ Never stop!

[Avance Devers @A_Devz]

@laceytobel @11hr11min brb buying a corgi boat

[shosh @shoshmcgosh]

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.

emphasis on one time

[Pablo Sanchez @Los_Fonzo]

2019 was a rough year, but it was also great. Except when it was bad. But luckily it got good again. Can’t wait for 2020. Until it sucks

[Adafa @why_Franc]

Crabs just don’t know how good they legs is

[ENJOY! @Oel_Sound]

When you see a tweet that’s just a little funny

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Watching someone behind you move to a newly opened check out line before you do.

[sergeant dick lips the third @TeahLhompson]

fuck it whole apple in the bowl

[Avance Devers @A_Devz]

@laceytobel I feel like this is everyday for you

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

me after the waiter says “enjoy your food” & I say “thanks you too”

[molly 🇵🇸 @mollandra]

my parents' wedding videographer intercut a clip from kermit and miss piggy's wedding into their service?? without asking???

[Cracker Barrel Cheese @CBCheeses]

me with cheese me without cheese

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[eco sister @hiitaylorblake]

POV: Me trying to explain “Internet Friends” to my Southern Mom

[Kyler Wheat @radkid13]

Did you ever think you’d see a porcupine hit the milly rock ever at all in your entire life? Ya, neither did I.... yet here we are