Albert Tsimal

Tasty morsels of writer, actor, musician in at times too salty a broth. Chef recommended, but I hear the breadsticks are good. RTs & Follows =/= endorsements.

[Albert Tsimal @A_Dismal_Tale]

@ReasonsImBroke Anyone reporting on this like it's more than unsubstantiated bullshit, let alone believing James Gunn is holding test screenings for his movie, not out until July of next year, in the ass end of the holiday season, needs to have their heads examined.

[Albert Tsimal @A_Dismal_Tale]

@channel_pup Oh. Oh wow. Mistakes were made. It's okay, but the genuinely bad design choices are GLARING.

[Albert Tsimal @A_Dismal_Tale]

Pretty sure no one thinks it's the monsters anymore. (Rest of this thread? Absolute delight.)

[Albert Tsimal @A_Dismal_Tale]

Usul has called a big one!

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

I've created the fabled Spice Girls Melange and put the Spice Girls into Dune.

[Albert Tsimal @A_Dismal_Tale]

Feeling nostalgic this New Year's Day.

[Albert Tsimal @A_Dismal_Tale]

Happy New Year, everyone!

[Ross Miller 🍿🎬 @rosstmiller]

Thoughts going into 2022

[inkenoir.bsky 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkeNoirSFW]

@ContraPoints This shit is amazing if you haven't seen it. A masterpiece! https://t.co/2XIUYwf2Hp

[Albert Tsimal @A_Dismal_Tale]

@GovKathyHochul @ABetterNY The biggest takeaway form this pandemic is just how much can be accomplished remotely, but rather than look forward, you're *checks notes* blaming workers while pushing a dying archaic business model? Keep it up! You'll see some real economic ripples pushing that boulder uphill.

[Albert Tsimal @A_Dismal_Tale]

@GovKathyHochul @ABetterNY Maybe pull that stake out, and shove it the chests of the vampires expecting people to risk their health, and lives, for unlivable wages in order to satisfy the occupancy incentives no one wants to talk about. New Yorkers already have their own rents to worry about.

[Jared Krichevsky @Monstermash042]

For just $1 a day, can you sponsor a creature that needs your help? Will you give to save a life?

🎶In the aaaaaaarms of an aaaaangel 🎶

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

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[Albert Tsimal @A_Dismal_Tale]

@ContraPoints My wholesome birthday wisdom. Just because you are 🔥doesn't mean you have to be 🔥. (No refunds.)😁🎉🎁🥂🎂🥳

[Albert Tsimal @A_Dismal_Tale]

Now this is just uncalled for.

[Albert Tsimal @A_Dismal_Tale]

Shameless contest plug!

Just entered this @courtneymelba contest! Enter here: https://t.co/wGIDQLuUzI

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Friendly reminder that passing out drunk on the master’s wine you surreptitiously stashed in your lute can be an act of radical self-love

[Albert Tsimal @A_Dismal_Tale]

This is the most pathetic edition of "The Left made me this way!" yet.

[Albert Tsimal @A_Dismal_Tale]

@citizenayesha Lolcows, and neckbeards, and sealions!

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

This is why I support vaccine mandates. 99.9% of anti-vaxxers will have this exact reaction. They will cry and whine about having to take it but they will do it if they're forced to and then one day later they will be like okay that wasn't that bad and move on with their lives

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Read this article. It’s important.