Amy

Architecture graduate turned PA-C

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

@Lj_era8 I’m

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

I’m a medical provider for a major hospital system (@BaptistHealth). When I deliver in March, I’ll get only 4.5 weeks to recover/be with my newborn after draining my PTO + have no days off for 8 months. I will have to go back to work before daycare will take him. #ThisIsAmerica

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

Read. It. Again.

[Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper]

The. Head. Of. The. Coronavirus. Task. Force. Is. Debating. Half. A. Year. Later. Through. Two. Layers. Of. Plexiglass.

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

Just as women get paid 20 cents on the dollar less than men, Harris appears to get 20 seconds less on the minute than Pence.

[Mike Rutherford @CardChronicle]

In an era where even the most promising politicians/candidates perpetually disappoint over time,@Booker4KY seems to become more impressive with each passing day.

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

Some GREAT news out of Louisville, @somegoodnews!! As a healthcare worker in the city and friend of @ClaytonandCrume I couldn’t be more proud of this company and the good they always do, pandemic or not.

@AndyBeshearKY @CardChronicle @GovAndyBeshear

[Clayton & Crume @ClaytonandCrume]

@somegoodnews https://t.co/ZyLnV8mMrA

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

@ClaytonandCrume @somegoodnews Some great news!!

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

Looking forward to my two stimulus checks! One for me and one for my fetus, since all lives matter/life begins at conception etc etc 👀

@POTUS @senatemajldr

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

BYE BEVIN 👋🏼

Maybe if teachers had been teaching and not voting while schools were closed for elections, @MattBevin would have won?

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

Honestly, everyone should visit a psych ward just to be told by the schizophrenic patients that they look like Miss America 💃🏼

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

So, I rented two rooms in my house with @airbnb for the Kentucky Derby because I am a very (very) poor grad student, and one of the girls won $57,000 on the trifecta.

I’ll just be over here hoping they dropped some change in between the mattress to put towards my loans 😂😩😏

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

An entire party watching the TV replay to see if any horses should be disqualified:

#KentuckDerby #KentuckyDerby145

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

THEY’RE REALLY HAVING BAKER MAYFIELD DO “RIDERS UP” AFTER HE UNDESERVEDLY BEAT @Lj_era8 FOR REPEAT HEISMAN. GET OUT OF HERE.

#KentuckyDerby #NotMyHeisman

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

This is not inaccurate 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Dyuce Woodson @DyuceWoodson]

I’ve been in Louisville for a month and a half (ish) and this is my summary on Kentucky so far

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

James Holzhauer out here on Jeopardy! attempting to single handedly slaughter more people than the entire last season of Game of Thrones.

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

Alex Trebek is my spirit animal.

re:Holzhauer on Jeopardy! - “How does it feel to come into a buzz saw?” 😂

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

Daenerys:
Me:
Daenerys:
Me:

#GameOfThrones

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

@gthib ooh- just make them work player guest gate during the Bama game instead!

[Amy @A_Elizabeth_S]

RIP March Madness 2019

3/21 12:15 PM EST - 3/21 2:33 PM EST