Eruchi

[Yemsss🌞🧡🌞 @Yeahmicee]

You think she wouldn’t like to wear a bone straight wig too? It’s what she has and she doesn’t deserve to be bullied for it, let’s learn to always extend some grace to each other fr 🫶🏽

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Akara is meant to be eaten the moment it’s out of the fire. 10 minutes after that, it becomes very annoying to eat.

[Damdam🫶🏼 @dam_____dam]

‘please be patience’ ?????????
‘your loan is being success’ ???????

Oya nau.

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

What fascinates me about academic writing is that, no matter your major, Zhang et al. has probably already thought of it and written a paper on it.

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

The era of parents naming their kids Jayden and Eliana is still upon us. We’re still rotating the same names since covid

[Yomi Kazeem @TheYomiKazeem]

Huge missing gap in the reporting is that there's no probing on where the delivered food came from.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Bro. This stuff is not easy at all. I don’t know how our parents did it… everyday !! 365 days a year!!!

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

Just finished calculating the money I’ll spend if I spend two nights in a resort in Lagos and I can assure myself and everyone else that it would be better to spend the money outside Nigeria.

[. @TGM_007]

the concept of life on earth will forever break my brain cause how do you even explain a sentient civilization on a floating rock orbiting a random star racing through an endless sea of nothingness 💀

[Osadebamwèn @DearestOsasO]

You want to do weaponized incompetence at work where you earn your a living that sustains you as an adult in 2026? 😭

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

learning how to tell when advice is really just someone else’s regret in disguise. your divorced friend cautioning you about marriage, your broke uncle’s take on investments, your unhappy parent steering your career.

they are not advising you. they are processing themselves. once you learn to hear the wound behind the words you stop letting lost people give you directions.

[Qira 🎀 @Qira_997]

rather be tired from work than bored and broke

[Funmilade @ftaiwo]

Ay man can’t imagine having a bad day as a hype man and having to alala ololo my way through it

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

LRT I genuinely can’t stand seeing people do reckless shit like that. I’ll die on the hill that there’s absolutely no reason to drive above 80 km/h on Lagos roads. That’s been my personal max for over a decade and most times I drive at 60km/h. The extra speed people chase doesn’t save nearly as much time as they think, but it massively increases the risk of an accident.

[Bolouere (Bibi) @boluxxxx]

Y’all, Dame Patience Jonathan got her PHD yesterday.
Hear her talk. “Make una come make we snap then let’s go and eat”.
I love her! 😂💜🙌🏽

[Tunde Onakoya @Tunde_OD]

Which is why it’s important to hold on to a vision only you understand and have complete faith in it. Because one day, the same road that broke you may become the very path that reminds you how far you’ve come.

[Tunde Onakoya @Tunde_OD]

Talent is universal, opportunity isn’t.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The urge to over share on this app is the weapon fashioned against you, your job is to make sure it doesn’t prosper.

[⚫️⚫️⚫️ @themrwest]

I know these actors thank god every day for this kind of job security. 😂😵‍💫