alexinwonderland

[Yeah Yeah! @YeahYeahOkBro]

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

[alexinwonderland @A_GUARxo]

@pablotuite Best thing I ever did !

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

nobody wanna call you until you taking a nap

[Dua @Duakz5q]

WHO. THOUGHT. WOMEN. WANT. REMOVABLE. PADS. IN. SPORTS. BRAS. 👏👏👏

Must’ve been a dude. Literally no woman wants this.

[#theehbic @wh0ref4iry]

can we talk about how fucking useless siri is

[alexinwonderland @A_GUARxo]

@thesoftrevolt With the fuck ass bun

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The 40 hour work week was designed for people who had someone at home doing all the cooking, cleaning, and errands.

And now we’re expected to do both and still have work life balance.

[alexinwonderland @A_GUARxo]

@BravoBadGirl Better question is how did he find 2 women who sound like robots and convince them to date him

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I really feel like workdays should be 5–6 hours max. There's no reason people should spend MOST of their lives at work. Let people go home and actually have time for their families, partners, friends, rest, and health. That's why so many people are miserable today.

[Richie Rich @gofishh77]

Make this guy famous. He allowed his son to attack a Pelican with a sabiki ring. That is a federal charge and a horrible thing to do.

Good on these people for filming him and calling him out.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

[alexinwonderland @A_GUARxo]

@TheRealestWife He also hooked up with sheps ex. The guys moral compass has never worked and he can get off his high horse.

[alexinwonderland @A_GUARxo]

@BravobyKate A friend to everyone is a friend to no one !!

[alexinwonderland @A_GUARxo]

@PageSix That’s not the reason why ……

[Gaia ☀︎︎︎ @GaiaSerenity]

my version of touching grass is watching the ocean sparkle

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

Gonna tell my kids this was JFK Jr and Carolyn Bessette

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

NOBODY talks about the late 30s to 40s personality shift… where you no longer want to be impressive. You want to be more rested, uninterested, and completely unavailable to anything that’s draining.

[King Targaryen 🐉 @KingTargaryenn]

En el estreno de ‘Irreversible’ en Cannes 2002, unas 200 personas abandonaron la sala horrorizadas. Varios espectadores sufrieron desmayos y náuseas. El detonante: un plano secuencia de 9 minutos que muchos consideran la escena más brutal e insoportable de la historia del cine.

[🪐👁️ @energyhealingjw]

If this message finds you on February 17, 2026 your life is turning around. You passed the hardest part of life. The worst is behind you. You’re going to experience blessings in different categories of your life. Your career, finances, love life. Follow us to claim this message.

[Dustin Cone @Dustin_Cone]

Mob Wives reboot without Drita D’Avanzo just doesn’t sound right??? #MobWives