Andrés Daleo🇨🇻🇲🇸

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[Mod @CFCMods]

This whole Fabrizio Romano situation just explains human behaviour very simply, people love rooting for you and watching you rise to the top, but once you get there they will immediately want to drag you down and rip you apart.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Actually, If you had told me 10 years ago that a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water in 2026 because data centres need it to power the Al tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?

[faemoose @Faemoose]

16 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Witness King James @WITNESSKJ]

Derek Fisher on LeBron to the 76ers:

“You’re not ring chasing when you’re the guy that creates the rings!” 😮‍💨

(via @TheFanLA)

[Billy @_billyreid]

When Argentina fines me three billion pesos for my anti-Argentina tweets but it only comes to £3.58

[Nik. @jadore_nicolee]

Yall are saying the garlic powder recall is gonna hit black folks the hardest….baby all of our seasonings are expired 😂 we’ll be fine

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

Him in 2035: “$30 million dollars really not a lot of money”

[its Ken🇬🇼🇨🇻 ➐ @_ohsososa_]

Hilarious cause this deadass would you ejected in American Football lmaooo hip drop tackle

[Sadie @twigpantheress]

y'all are so mean to people you don't find attractive and it's disgusting as fuck

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: MORGAN ROGERS TO CHELSEA, HERE WE GO!

Club to club agreement reached today with Aston Villa to anticipate Arsenal official bid.

£117m proposal has been accepted, as @David_Ornstein reported.

Agreement done with Morgan Rogers on personal terms until June 2032. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[autist @litteralyme0]

The whole world on sunday:

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[TC @totalcristiano]

Thomas Tuchel, disgusting game management. That was coming.

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Thierry Henry speaks about how Spain has been successful at every level

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Spain has beaten every team they’ve seen in this tournament

Except one

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What the fuck

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

“Man y’all saw that shit too right?”

[SK Media @SpaghettiKozak]

Such people are incapable of being patriots. If you can't temporarily adjust your AC to preserve the power grid you will never make any greater sacrifice for your country or community. You are mentally a spoiled child. You are soft and weak.