Alex Knight

[Alex Knight @A_Knight95]

@ASOS Hi there, Return No: 23NWZ353ECKQCK, has still not been credited into my account. I shipped this back on 28th Feb. Order number: 704893121. I was told this would be credited by yesterday and nothing has happened. Please update me ASAP.

[Christian @Chris101France]

@Uber hoping you can explain to me how a Halloween trip with you guys at 1:45 am from London to Essex cost more than a trip from London to New York and back? 2nd pic is of another Uber quote an hour later. #uber #steal #robbery #shocking

[Margot 🦊 @margot_foxx]

I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from art school.

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

Christmas is cancelled. This couldn’t get any worse.
Arsenal: hold my beer.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

The best warm-up in the history of the beautiful game.

[Alex Knight @A_Knight95]

@GeorgeRuston @OfficialFPL You’ve won already 😌

[Alex Knight @A_Knight95]

@GeorgeRuston @OfficialFPL Hahaha let’s go 🥊

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

At least Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is enjoying life without football. 😂 https://t.co/73TZkYsEmo

[𝕝𝕗𝕔 ☆ @VirgilxFC]

Why’s he sound like he’s Irish trying to do a scouse accent but also he’s German

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Harry Redknapp on Poch to Arsenal:

"The fans would warm to him. If you go in there & start winning matches. They would have taken Saddam Hussein when he was about, the fans don’t give a monkeys! If you start winning every week, they’re singing ‘there’s only one Saddam’."

😂😂😂

[Alex Knight @A_Knight95]

How Greater Anglia can get away with the continued price increase is beyond me, such a poor service 99% of the time #greateranglia

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

BREAKING

Labour are saying if they get into power they will stop parents being able to gift their kids a lump sum or a house by the 7 year rule to avoid the crippling Inheritance Tax.

You scumbags , why shouldn’t our kids benefit from our hard work . #LabourAreFilth

[danbytes @danbytes29]

KLOPP IS A FUCKING G FOR THIS 👏🏿😂

[Alex Knight @A_Knight95]

@Oddschanger Ederson